Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

"Moose Hit by Train to Feed the Needy"--headline, Washington Times, Nov. 27

Dont you just love it when the injured then try to repay the kindness?

"Inmates Join Effort to Make Most of Moose"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 27

Seems even the inmates want to volunteer to help the moose!

"Scientists Discover Singing Iceberg in Antarctica"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 24

"Fly me to the Moon" was not in its repetoir thou.

"Mel Gibson Donates Pyramids to Mexico"--headline, NewsMax.com, Nov. 26

To donate Sand to Arabs later next year.

"50 Cent Plans to Extend Business in Sex Market"--headline, NewKerala.com (India), Nov. 27

Someone has not checked prices for porn on line lately.

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Saw a funny sign in a VA beach diner's window.

It said......BREAKFAST EVERYDAY......and underneath the sign it said......

CLOSED!! And it was during the breakfast hour.
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It said......BREAKFAST EVERYDAY......and underneath the sign it said......

CLOSED!! And it was during the breakfast hour.

Must not have been Every Day!

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Reply By: MasonM

Thank you sir!