Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Ah, I missed the laughs

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"Va. Governor Candidate Dodges Abortion"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 14

Lucky him, or he would have been inelligible for the office!

"Terror Leader in Iraq Declares War on Tape"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 14

Glue and velcro not included.

"Md. Lawmakers Bothered by High Gas"--headline, WTOP-AM Web site (Washington), Sept. 13

Tums should do the trick.

"New Police Chief Selected for Loving"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 13

Did the Hookers pick him?

And now for a case of life imitating Humor.......

"F--- Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"--headline, article "by" Gilette CEO James M. Kitts, Onion, Feb. 18, 2004

"Gilette Unveils 5-Bladed Razor"--headline, CNN/Money, Sept. 14, 2005

(The Onion is a Satire Web Site - Except when they are prescient!)

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
methinks the Onion should sue gillette for stealing their idea!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
methinks the Onion should sue gillette for stealing their idea!


Nah! Gillette just made them a legitimate news source!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
--"Va. Governor Candidate Dodges Abortion"--

Dodge? I thought a Va. Candidate would drive a Cavalier.

--"Terror Leader in Iraq Declares War on Tape"--

Just say no!

--"Md. Lawmakers Bothered by High Gas"--

And here I thought that smell was from what they were talking.

--"New Police Chief Selected for Loving"--

I hope it's in New Orleans, Nagin needs some.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

--"Va. Governor Candidate Dodges Abortion"--

Dodge? I thought a Va. Candidate would drive a Cavalier.

*Groan*

hey!  half the state are Hokies!  Dont ask what a Hokie is.  I dont think anyone knows!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dont ask what a Hokie is. I dont think anyone knows!


Think about what the VA Tech mascot is ... It's a turkey.

I've had it beaten into my head (hang around w/ too many Techies, including extended family) that a Hokie is a male turkey.

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Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: MasonMPosted: Sunday, October 02, 2005

A fan is born!

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hokie is a male turkey.

That I did not know!