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"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

GO GATORS!
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top


"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."


Don't leave Hollywood, Alicia.
The Political Machine 2024
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

Most of those warnings are too strange, mostly because some "person" did that!

And I wonder how many pop singers even know where they are "most" of the time...
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I guess some people don't think before they speak.
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
guess some people don't think before they speak


you are so right, and then some do think and speak anyway!
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"Better to let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

-My Dad
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Never pass up a good-chance to "shut your mouth"

My Grandmother and ?
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Step 1. Open mouth
Step 2. Insert foot
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Some people only open their mouths to change feet.

-My Dad
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"I want half of you over here, half of you over there. And the rest with me."
- A wise physics teacher
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Thanks for the laughs, Stephen.
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"I was born a poor black child"(Steve Martin)
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Bellhop at swanky hotel to new arrival: " Follow me sir, I'll be right behind you."

Graffiti I once saw on a London Underground station some years ago: "My mother made me a homosexual."......
And directly underneath, someone else wrote: "If I buy her the wool, would she make me one too?"

Coroners Court lawyer to doctor: " Did you at any time take the deceased man's pulse?"
Doctor: "No, I determined he was already dead."
Lawyer: "How could you have been certain of this?"
Doctor: "His head was in a jar on my desk."
Lawyer: "So he could not have led a productive life, then?
Doctor: "Well I suppose he could have gone to law school."

Yep....That really happened
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I was just reminded of a gaff by an Australian radio race caller: "So we have San Fermin first, followed by a close second in Monsuer, Skidoo ran third, and Miss Diva dead last....except for Thunderstruck, who is yet to finish."
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Better to let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt




Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Time flies like an arrow........

Fruit flies like a banana"

 

BoXXi: 1998.