having a bad day? (not as bad as some)

Read on & think agaion..

I think it’s about time we all had a little bit of a chuckle.

Having a bad day? Read on & think again…

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man . still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash , ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding , the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband . After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet . The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home. he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent , went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm.

Taken from a Florida Newspaper. (How unlucky is that !! )

And finally !!!

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter-bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your day's not so bad, is it .......?
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he opened it and was blown to bits


There IS justice after all!
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There IS justice after all!


Every once & a while justice does prevail.

How unlucky is that guy with his motorcycle.almost fell off my chair laughing when I first read it.

Anyway, it's good to have a bit of a chuckle every now & then & if anybody else has any funny snippets, please, please share them........... it's good to smile..
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Here's a quick one to keep the chain going... (hopefully).

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman. (poor sod !!)

C'mon people, make an effort. I'm sure somebody out there can do better than my two posts !!
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I don't know JAYdd...that first one was pretty damn funny!
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Have a good day JAYdd! You certainly made mine a happy one! Thnx.
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Thanks 'WebGizmos' & 'Cyberworld'.
Having a good laugh & big smile can make the world seem like a much better place.

Check out the smile on this little lady :Link

Anyway, this is my last offering before I go & enjoy what's left of my day....

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and facemask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing the breaststroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air. Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire...... Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20. 1998.

Have a nice day folks..
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That last one's an urban myth...
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That last one's an urban myth..


Also used on CSI & disproved by Myth Busters.
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Beware little green snakes !!!

A couple in Sweetwater Texas had many potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.
It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream.
The husband, who was taking a shower, ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was.
She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold nosed him on the rear. He thought the snake had bitten him and he fainted.
His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she called an ambulance.
The attendants rushed in and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out.
About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and one of the Emergency Medical Technicians saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg.
The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor man.
He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.
But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa, and the neighbor man, seeing her laying there passed out tried to use CPR to revive her.
The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband on the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.
An ambulance was again called when it was determined that the injury required hospitalization.
The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he had been bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen, brought back a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.
By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred, They were about to arrest them all, when the two women tried to explain how it all happened over a little green snake.
The ambulance arrived and took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.
Just then the little snake crawled out from under the couch. One of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa. The table fell over and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.
The other policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog, who startled, jumped up and raced out into the street, where and oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car and set it on fire.
Meanwhile, the burning drape had spread to the walls and the entire house was blazing.
Neighbors had called the fire department and the arriving fire truck had started raising his ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and pulled out the electricity and disconnected the telephones in a ten square city block area.
Time passed......
Both men were discharged from the hospital. The house was re-built. The police acquired a new car, and all was right with the world.

About a year later the same couple were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The husband asked his wife if she thought they should bring in their plants for the night.


She shot him!!!!!
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She shot him!!!!!


Is this fiction or your story or real events Bichur? Cause it is a bit stretched!!!
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Check out the smile on this little lady


That is what i call positive advertising!
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She shot him!!!!!


There's just no pleasing a woman.. Your damned if you do and damned if you dont....

Check out the smile on this little lady


Go on & admit it 'Cyberworld'. It's one of the finest smiles you've ever seen.. Not a stained tooth anywhere to be seen !