Daily Dose of Whacky Headlines

"Timing of Next Indonesian Tsunami a Mystery"--headline, Associated Press, June 27

Isn't it just like uninvited guests to show up with no advanced warning?

"Senator Seeks Route for England to Take Pentagon Post"--headline, Congress Daily, June 23

Didn't they try that back in 1812?

"Suspect Critical After Being Shot in Stolen Wrecker"--headline, Houston Chronicle, June 24

Seems everyone is complaining after getting shot.

"Lightning Strike Unexpected, Deadly"--headline, Chicago Tribune, June 28

And here I always thought it just tickled.