Daily Dose of Whacky Headlines

The Doctor is in........

from JoeUser Forums

"Jobless Programmer Gets Poop on Outsourcing"--headline, Houston Chronicle, April 29

I know people are upset about outsourcing, but to poop on them?

"Hillary Clinton Makes Ohio Stop"--headline, Akron Beacon Journal, May 1

That on par with Atlas Shrugging!  She may not be smart, but she sure is strong!

"Little Room for Sex Offenders"--headline, Orlando Sentinel, April 30

Political Correctness gone wild!  We use to call them jail cells!

"Researchers Locate Lost Fishing Nets"--headline, Associated Press, April 29

I think they have too much time on their hands!

"Nurses Rally For New Contract At Mount Sinai"--headline, NY1.com (New York), April 29

Too Late.  Moses already got it.

"Woodpecker Thought Extinct Rediscovered in Ark."--headline, Arizona Republic, April 29

Noah should have checked it all out before disembarking!

"High Schools Hope Education Is the Answer"--headline, Press Democrat (Santa Rosa, Calif.), May 1

Hopes?  I thought that was their JOB.

Golf club operating "fine" after fire  - Richmond Times Dispatch, May 3, 2005

See how useful those Titanium clubs are?  They dont burn!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
where do you get these? man some of these mistakes are to funny. thanx for the giggles.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I persue several on-line news sources - NY Times, Washpost, Sacbee, Kansas Star, RTD, etc.  I just grab the ones that can be taken 2 ways!  It is a nice release for me with all the hot politics going around.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pooping on Outsourcing - hee, hee....Moses already got to Mount Sinai -funny! That high school comment is good too!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Pooping on Outsourcing - hee, hee....Moses already got to Mount Sinai -funny! That high school comment is good too!

The Poop one was actually about a guy whose job was outsourced, and he started a business cleaning dog poop off of yards of customers.  Making pretty good money too!  But of course that is not what they headline said!