My Pet Peeves

a rant...

For some reason I am in a pissy mood so I might as well write about more things that make me pissy!

1) When people spell my name wrong. Yes I realize there are about 7584923 ways to spell Alison, but just ask me how I spell it.
A-L-I-S-O-N!!!

2) Stupidity. Today at work someone asked me what a taco salad was. COME ON FOLKS!

3) Stupid people. They just shouldn't breathe. There should be a base IQ to qualify for reproduction. Unfortunatley, stupid people are born with genitelia, too.

4) Cliques. I hate them. Can't we all just get along??

5) Marijuana. I wish it didn't exist.

6) People who get a high from picking on others. Are you really that jealous, Asshole?

7) Hollywood. Actually, I wish all of Southern California would just fall into the ocean. Unfortunatley, with all of the silicone, I think most of it would still float.

8) 90% of my Mother's side of the family. They are materialistic assholes. All of them except my Grandfather and my Mother. I really despise my idiot, airheaded, snobby cousins. SEE #2 and #3.

9) The fact that New Yorkers are so egocentric. GET OVER YOURSELVES AND THE FUCKING CITY!
10) When people ask me "what kind of horn do you play?" I play THE HORN. NOT THE FRENCH HORN. There is no such thing as the "French horn." Now it's time for your history lesson in brass pedagogy folks. The Germans actually invented the so-called "french horn". The french just modernized the horn design with valves. It is the horn, plain and simple. If you are really more concerned, ask me for my e mail.
11) The fact that I am bitching.....I hate bitching.

I am sorry JU.
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3) Stupid people. They just shouldn't breathe. There should be a base IQ to qualify for reproduction. Unfortunatley, stupid people are born with genitelia, too.


I've often thought this myself...

6) People who get a high from picking on others. Are you really that jealous, Asshole?


Sounds like a certain JU English teacher I know...hmmmmmm....

8) 90% of my Mother's side of the family. They are materialistic assholes. All of them except my Grandfather and my Mother. I really despise my idiot, airheaded, snobby cousins. SEE #2 and #3.


All right, Ali...that proves it. We *ARE* sisters. My mother's family...including some of my aunts, uncles, and their offspring are the EXACT same way. If Ryan and I get married...I'm not going to have any of them in my wedding. I know she'll hate it, but they've been complete jerks to me my entire life cause I was always the "poor" one who only had one pair of jeans and one sweatshirt. They can be indentured servants...i.e. punch pourers, coffee people, and waiters and waitresses at my wedding, just like my sister and I always had to be with them. Bite me, Schultz's! I'm just a big loser Matson, but how many Matson's have murdered or embezzeled. NONE! Yeah. That's right. Poor but proud is the way to go.

Sorry. I just bitched, too, Ali. It's okay to do that once in a while.