Why I hate "Why I hate" threads.

uh duh!

*cue giant Monty Python foot dropping into the thread*

And now we go to the news and weather, with Mrs Joyce Allthrop, from Bournemouth........

Ah, the Pythons won't cease to be relevant as long as people take themselves way too seriously when they're engaging in things that are really way too silly (but they don't know it).

I can't quite remember, but didn't they once have a bunch of old biddies (not a Sarte club, was it?) reenacting the invasion of Normandy (D-Day?) Or was it the Norman invasion (which was in the opposite direction)? Ok, I might be off by a few years [ok, centuries...ok almost a millenium but only if you include a rounding factor and round up which is not std practice] but it's the thought that counts.

(PS We need a really silly smilie, btw.)




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Dinsdale.......

nobody expects the spanish inquisition......

WHAT,, is your favirote colour?

and now for something completely different

It's....

Why I hate threads criticizing other peoples' opinions...

Purple

but..............

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering"

Where's the love? Let's see things you love!

im in ur base killin ur doods

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK .....

Palin: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood,
Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be
meeting a man who *does* gardening. But first on the show
we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

Idle: Taht si crreoct.

Palin: Do you enjoy it?

Idle: I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.

Palin: And what's your name?

Idle: Hamrag - Hamrag Yatlerot.

Palin: Well, Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now, where
do you come from?

Idle: Bumcreland.

Palin: Cumberland?

Idle: Stah't it sepricely.

Palin: And I believe you're working on an anagram version of
Shakespeare?

Idle: Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er - ta the mnemot I'm wroking
on "The Mating of the Wersh".

Palin: "The Mating of the Wersh"? By William Shakespeare?

Idle: Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake.

Palin: And what else?

Idle: "Two Netlemeng of Verona", "Twelfth Thing","The Chamrent
of Venice"....

Palin: Have you done "Hamlet"?

Idle: "Thamle". 'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquoi.'

Palin: And what is your next project?

Idle: "Ring Kichard the Thrid".

Palin: I'm sorry?

Idle: 'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!'

Palin: Ah, Ring Kichard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram,
that's a spoonerism.

Idle: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. (Exit)

' I cuts down trees,
I eats my lunch....
I go to the lavatreeeeeee .....!
On Wensdaze we go shoppin and have buttered scones fer tea!'

I wish I was a girlie...

Just like my dear pappa...