Man Goes to the Doctor Asking For Viagra

from WinCustomize Forums

One Wednesday afternoon a man turns up at his doctor's office asking for a large supply of Viagra.... like a month's supplyin one hit.

The doctor asks why he needs so much but isn't quite prepared for the response....

"Well my ex-girlfiend is coming over tomorrow night because she can't make it over Easter."

"I don't see why you need a month's supply for that."

"Well on Friday night my first ex-wife is coming over to relive a bit of our former love life."

"I still don't see why you need a month's supply."

"Well on Saurday night my current girlfriend is coming over for some loving moments."

"But that's just three nights and I still can't see the need for a months supply."

"Thing is, doc, my next door neighbour's husband is going away on Sunday morning and she's coming over to spend the day and night with me."

"I see," says the doctor: "but are you sure a month's supply is necessary??

"Yes, because on Monday an old school girl friend of mine wants to come over and catch up on old times."

"Oh very well." the doc says and he writes out the script.

On the Tuesday the man is back with his arm in a sling and his hand all deformed with cramp.  The doctor points to his arm and asks: "Well what happened, there?"

The man replies: "Nobody turned up."

3,452 views 5 replies
Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

hehe :grin:

Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

One night I fell out of bed so I took myself off to the doctor to get the damage checked out.

After looking at my X-rays he informed me that I had a couple of cracked ribs and a fractured ulna.

He also informed that I had brittle bones and that I shouls take Viagra before going to bed.

I thought that a bit strange and asked: "How is Viagra going to help with brittle bones?"

"It isn't," he replied: "but it'll stop you rolling out of bed."

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Man goes to the doctor about his embarrassing problem with incontinence.

After about 5 minutes of explanation the doctor writes him a prescription for Viagra.

"So is this going to stop the incontinence, doctor?"

"Well not exactly," replies the doctor: "but it'll stop you from peeing on your slippers."

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A bunch of blokes are talking about their sex lives at the pub over a few beers when the subject of Viagra comes up,  While some admit to using it on occasion, others deny they even need it.

Anyway, Jim is rather quiet on the subject and Bill asks: "So Jim, do use Viagra at all?"

"No, it of no use to me."

"So why isn't it any use to you?" asks Fred.

Well, you see, I have an enormous penis."

"That shouldn't make Viagra useless to you." argues Mick.

"That's alright for you to say," bemoans Jim: "but I faint every time I get the wrinkles out cos there's not enough blood for both of us."

:-"