You Gotta Love Spammers

When I was a kid I built models that came with just such a motor. You built it yourself and it worked pretty good. Took two D batteries to run it.

  Comes with 2 non- rechargable D batteries and a

  gift certificate to purchase 2 more at twice the price.

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  a clockwork motor for those times when you run out of

  batteries and the store is closed.

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  with arthritis, we will also include a powerful hamster wheel

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I have one of these. I keep it right next to my miracle device that lets my car get 100+ MPG and X-ray specs.

"You Gotta Love Spammers" - Jafo does. With a dash of salt and pepper.

He has a great collection of pelts, and can be persuaded to show them (I act as his American agent).

Just call 1-800-BUX-4-Doc, and you'll be greeted by my Shameless Commerce division.

Healthy skepticism is a good thing. It should not, however, prevent you from believing the idea that there just might be new or previously suppressed technologies which may (or may not) exist.

Don't tell me, your purchased yours from NoMoneyBackGuarantee Appliances and opted to tell a friend or relative to get the free cruise?

So how come I didn't see you aboard, then?

They put me in a cabin down near the engine room.  It wasn't too bad, though the noise from the engine room kept me awake at night... all those mice in hamster wheels squeaking hour after hour as they propelled the ship.  I can't complain, though, except when they escaped the engine room and ate all my food.  I suppose it serves me right for wanting to have meals in my cabin.

Still, I'm surprised we didn't run into each other, not that I got up on deck much.  Nah, the friggin' mice kept chewing through the damned rope and I was forever stuck below deck with a drunken purser who couldn't find his ass with both hands, much less a way out to get on deck.

Oh well, I still have my electrical generator, though my X-ray specs were lost when the ship sank.  Shame that, I was just starting to find out about what went on behind closed doors.

No.

I don't.

Why would your car want X-ray specs?

Ah, but what would you do with that dirty great clobbering stick and exile button without them?

I mean, life would have to be a hell of a lot more enjoyable being able to belt the bastards into oblivion, surely.

Gift for Jafo:

On the other hand: job security.

The death penalty for SPAMMERS!

They beat the heck out of fog lamps.

And are great for finding where cops are hiding behind the bushes with speed guns.

I didn't say love to do WHAT to spammers.

You also didn't say love to what 'not' to do to spammers. Sooooo.......bash away! Ha haaaaaa!

Spammer heads on a platter, Jafo's favorite dish.

Nah, too many hard and chewy bits... and his dentures are just not up for it.

Maybe off topic, but not. Can you believe this crap?

RnD, you are a very naughty boy, posting spam like that.

Now I have seen everything!

I thought a pic of you eating grapes was bad, but this takes it...

 Spam and Sausage Jambalaya!!!

That is just plain wrong!!

What are they thinking? It's real too. Saw it in my local store. 

For mine, Spam should be outlawed worldwide... and that all cans in the wild should be collected by HAZMAT teams and incinerated at very extreme temperature to ensure absolute destruction.  Any recipes out there should go in as well... and anyone who knows how to make it without a recipe, to be sure, to be sure.