Prehistoric farts...

you´re special....

Thank you so much.

Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me........

You noticed.

*still waiting for Uvah's picture.

This stinks....

I knew Starkers was old but I had no idea he was that old.

At last....

A thread about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ....;)

Should have worn these, you ol' fart...

I thought this was a thread about Wiz. 

LMAO @ the video then I watched the film about the Koreanosuarus. Not bad!

WTF????????????

Careful, don't step in the global warming.

.....I'm cleaning my shoes as we speak.....

OK...stop picking on the dinosaurs...we all know who's really doing it!

I was going to question the veracity of a thread entitled 'Prehistoric Old Farts' that didn't mention my name, but then I saw that Po had kindly made reference.

Carry on....

A caveman and his wife are running out of food on their safe island home, so they loaded all their possessions into the dugout and started paddling toward the mainland.

The husband says to his wife: "The thing is, m' dear, we're going to have to live among the dinosaurs and it won't be as safe as on our little island home."

"That's alright, my dear," she replied: "I know you'll protect me."

At that moment they heard the most thunderous fart they'd ever heard and the wife appeared terrified.  It was a T-Rex clearing his colon....

"Well what about the smell?" she asked.

The husband looked at his wife for a moment, sniffed her as a dog would, and replied: "They'll get used to it, they'll get used to it."

How old are you Starkers? I just ask because global warming may have started about the time you were born...

Lemme see...um...glaciers melted about 15k years ago...sea levels rose 300ft. That would mean starkers...........I'm moving to Tibet. It'll be the only high ground left.

Uhhhh, a little older than m' teeth, but a bit younger than my gums.

oh sh*t that's old,  hey,  hang on a moment  you always told me you are  only  as  old as   the woman you feel hmmmm

............like having tea with in the AM.

Good rainy mornin' peeps.

i love the rain, but I don't like the heat  when its summer lol,  it plays up with my legs real bad, as I suffer from Lymphedema  and its real bad when I can't even wear ladies shoes or sandles , (flip flops ) thongs etc  I hate it when they swell to that point ..... yeah winter for me is a blessing

How could that be? You're all upside down there... so... your head should be swelling, no?

I only wish that was so lol 

On the same token those up north would also seem upside down to those down under. What a wacky world we live in.