Wow, I was just thinking they should have a Counter Strike clan member on the dialectizer, then I spotted hacker which is remarkably similar.

Unfortunately, there seem to be some words missing from the hackers' vocabulary that are ESSENTIAL to quality Counter Strike playing, or, as they say in the business, M4D 5K1LLZ!!!!! Here's the dialectizer's version:

hi~~~ h ow ar u!?!?!?!?!? i send you this file ino rder to have ur advice see u l8r~~~~ TNX

Here is how it may have appeared coming from the mouth of a CS player:

YO d00d i s3nD j00 D15 f1L3 D4WG h4w h4w h4w pw33n3d aiiGt? PH33R TEH V1RU5!!!!!

As you can see, there's a little inconsistency there, but with som minor dialect contributions, the "hacker" could indeed live up to the role of Counter Strike Clan Member.

Peace out, aiight?

AJ

Hmm... still nothing.

after over 100 of them just last thursday, not a single one today...I'm almost missing the "how are you" thing.

Haven't had one in a day. My count is at 239 and holding. Looks like word about the virus has reached a certain estonian who sent it me over 200 times.

Hey crae...yo're not alone! I haven't recieved it either! Not sure I want to tho....

i havent recieved it either...odd considering all my friends have

never thought the day would come when people based their popularity rating on the amount of times they have been sent a virus.

"Stop the planet, I want to get off"

Where the hell are they coming from? I keep getting them too! I wonder if they are attacking the skinning community.

I havn't got a single one.
I guess I am unloved and Unpopular.
Darn.

I get a couple every day. Nice as I am I reply to inform the sender that he/she has a virus.

Karlie, our email addresses on are this site and other skinning sites. Since the virus builds a database of addresses from the browser's recently visited web sites, it's only normal a lot of us here get it.
I recieve it now at least once a day, all from people I never heard of.

Make it stop! 5 so far this morning!!!!! AARRRGGGHH!!!! I wonder if these people ever do a virus scan? I wonder if they ever notice their hard drive crunching as it's processing 100's of emails? Outlook is just plain evil (that's why I don't use it except for looking at newsgroups)

*sigh* I got 14 from the same moron even AFTER I warned her that she had a virus.

f00ls never die, they just grow stronger...
these people who keep on having the virus, probably deserve it.

Maybe I should start using Outlook too then? (still nothing)

What does this virus do? I was investigating one of the attachments in notepad and then accidentally ran it.

Now I can't log on as myself and if I "Run as..." Outlook Express from another account, I don't the message texts don't show up. These two symptoms may be totally unrelated as I screwed up many things using X-Teq X-Setup in WinXP.

Visit http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html and select the link to Sircam info. Download and run the fix and that should do it.

I have successfully cleaned it off a machine at work.

You need to kill each process labelled as sirc32.exe in taskmanager first.

uh oh

Qwakui, go here http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.sircam.worm@mm.html

and get the removal tool... it's a very nasty virus.

craeonics - Maybe I should start using Outlook too then? (still nothing)

i use outlook, and have only received one.
actually i was quite happy to get one, since i have never been emailed a virus before, so my socual circle must be improving [sigh]

would it help if i sent you some "profound" thoughts to meme infect your mind instead?

/me smokes some belly button fluf in preperation

Like crae, I have yet to receive it, and I check four email accounts every day.

Add me to the "never received even one" list.
I'm not sure whether to feel relieved or ignored.

Actually though, I'm not complaining

OK, hands up, who wants to be sent the virus? I can give you sircam32, or the ever-popular snow white and the seven dwarves....