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Would You Rather.....?

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Would You Rather.....?

You have to choose one.....

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It's a simple game - 


Here's how to play:

You ask a question beginning with "Would you rather........OR.........?" Provide two situations to choose from. The best one's have equally bad (or good!) options. Oh, and be as creative as possible. ;)


**Answer the question, (provide a reason why, if you feel like you need to), then ask one of your own.**

 

I'll start the game:

WOULD YOU RATHER....

-Drink a full glass of someone's spit? Or,

-Eat a handful of hair? 

:puke:

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Reply #76 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Fart, swoosh...fart, swoosh...fart, swoosh......ACHOOOOOOO...swoosh.

Itching powder. That you can hide somewhere and do.

 

Booger hanging from your nose or a load in your pants......on a crowded bus.

Reply #77 from WinCustomize Forums Top

An inquiry: a load of what?   The reason I ask is that I recollect this time when an extremely attractive young woman in a micro mini skirt sat across from me on the bus and made several suggestive gestures that were... um... let's say... arousing.

Anyway, the 'load' would be more embarrassing, so I'd probably go with the booger, hoping that nobody noticed it before I cleaned it off.

:-"

A butt full of splinters from sliding down the banister... or one of those nasty 'male' accidents with a zipper?

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Reply #78 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I know what a splinter in the butt feels like. It's a real pain in the ass. Did the zipper thing too. So I guess I'm gonna go with the zipper. It doesn't last as long.

 

 

A hole in one on the seventh or none at all on the nineteenth. (Don't ask. I don't know nutthin' about golf. It was the first thing that came to mind)

Reply #79 from WinCustomize Forums Top

hole in one on the seventh

A car with the biggest V8 or one with brakes?  (can't have both) :rofl:

Reply #80 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A car with the biggest V8 - Epic 'last ride'

 

Would you rather fly with big angel wings?

 

 

or.........super powers?

 

 

 

And yes, you have to wear the homo-erotic suit either way.

 

 

 

 

Reply #81 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'd rather not.

Reply #82 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ditto.

Besides...who wants to be a figment of someone's imagination or a cartoon dude who almost but not quite gets the girl in the end.

Reply #83 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'd go with the super powers.... cos then there'd be other cool stuff apart from flying.

In heaven with bread and water or in hell with a magnificent feast every day and wild debauchery every night?

Reply #84 from WinCustomize Forums Top

a cartoon dude who almost but not quite gets the girl in the end.
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Hmmmm..... I'm sure you meant no double entendre....  :X

 

in hell with a magnificent feast every day and wild debauchery every night?
End of quote

That's only the screensaver, mate. ;)

 

On thin ice or in hot water?

Reply #85 from WinCustomize Forums Top

In Summer... thin ice.  In Winter... hot water.

Be a eunuch in a bordello full of wanton women or suddenly discover your significant other half had the 'op' but is really the same sex as you??

Reply #86 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hmmmm..... I'm sure you meant no double entendre....
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Usually at the end of the flick, cartoon, whatever the good guy gets the girl and they live happily ever after. At least that's the way it was when I watched them on a  B&W TV back in the day.

 

Eaten by PacMan or gobbled up by a Triffid?

Reply #87 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Pacman... he's got a piddly mouth compared to a triiffid

Be a eunuch in a bordello full of wanton women or suddenly discover your significant other half had the 'op' but is really the same sex as you??
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And.... somebody ringing up several times while you're trying to sleep or a pesky alarm clock that doesn't know the time and goes off at various intervals (despite how many times you reset it to get up a 6.00am) during the night?

 

 

Reply #88 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Pesky alarm clock. You can reach out and smash the thing. Unless you can reach through the phone and smash the caller.

 

Being disgustingly rich or richly disgusting.

Reply #89 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Disgustingly rich.... cos curried cabbage means I'm already richly disgusting. :w00t:

Get your hand stuck in a stormwater drain trying to retrieve a dollar or lose a foot kicking a politician in the rear?

Reply #90 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 83
I'd go with the super powers.... cos then there'd be other cool stuff apart from flying.

In heaven with bread and water or in hell with a magnificent feast every day and wild debauchery every night?
End of starkers's quote

 

 

well i have booked my hols down below already   lol   }:) :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #91 from WinCustomize Forums Top

well i have booked my hols down below already lol
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Is that on the package tour or an ad-hoc  affair where you come and go as you please? }:)

Reply #92 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Being the bait on the hook saying come hither to the fish or being the fish eyeing the bait on the hook and saying maybe later.

Reply #93 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Being the fish and saying 'later'.

Eating half an apple and finding half a worm wriggling in the remaining half or finding out that you've eaten the half worm when it wriggles back up and exits through your left nostril???

8C

Reply #94 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Eating half an apple and finding a worm wriggling in the other half cause a worm wriggling out of my left nostril will be not nice.

Picking your nose and finding the half a worm and thinking it is the spaghetti you ate last night and eating it or realizing its a half a worm and eating it anyway with a big ripe booger attached?

Reply #95 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Think I'll go for the worm and thinking it's spaghetti.

Ten miles to walk and a sharp stone on your shoe, or a starving rodent in you underwear? o_O

Reply #96 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ten miles to walk with sharp stone in shoe. I can always take the shoe off. Starving rodent in underwear will put more than speed in your step.

Run over by a low flying Camaro and run under by a stink bug munching on a fresh batch of ten day old curried cabbage sitting in the sun.

Reply #97 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Run under by a stink bug munching on a fresh batch of 10 day old (now there's a contradiction in terms) curried cabbage.... cos it could never smell as bad as I would eating the same thing.

An appendectomy through your armpits or a tonsillectomy through your rectum?

Reply #98 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'll pass. Too big an OUCH!

Reply #99 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'll pass. Too big an OUCH!
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You woos!   BTW... you don't actually have to go get these things done, you know? :w00t:

OK, something less painful, perhaps:

Being locked in a 8' x 8' cell with a politician who never stops talking, even when he's asleep.... or being locked in a cell with a gorgeous hooker without a cent?

Reply #100 from WinCustomize Forums Top

being locked in a cell with a gorgeous hooker without a cent............I'm an expert when it comes to the "waiting" game. ;P

 

Would you rather.....

be dropped in a swimming pool full of Jello?

or peanut butter?