I can eat a large pizza too. Though its not cuase i have a large appetite but a strong metabolism.....and a tapeworm 
You arent serious, are you? 
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
Honestly? Not sure.i used to suffer from frequent stomach aches as a kid, that plus my large appetite and slim physique made my mom joke that I must have a tapeworm. Its actually a common joke in this country. Probably cause they were once so prevelant.
My favorite 404, courtesy of Filefront, is pretty much Marvin the Robot monologuing.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's porn. 
Introducing Anberlin! (Since morph seems to be One Thousand Suns-a-phobic)
Party was good. We watched Mirrors. Freaky ass movie, imo. Oh, and Liz and Mish sat on me. 
Xer0 \^/
Tapeworms are pretty common there huh? 
Dont worry though, you dont have it. Usually these things cause extreme stomach pains, swelling (did I spell that correctly?) and sometimes even internal bleeding, if they get too big.
LOLZ, that could be Xer07 if he was a server 
Uhm....what?
More bragging....
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
1. FU
2. I don't trust random web links here, thx to Draak.
3. gtf over it. Liz squished mah boobs. 
Xer0 \^/
A little mad, arent we? 
You're welcome
What do you think porn will do to you? Hurt your eyes if you accidentally look for 1 sec? Geez
Btw, it wasnt Draak who posted the link, it was IFear. Just saying.
Wait.....you have boobs??? 
Whats your cup size? 
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
1. Not mad, merely annoyed as to you relate depression to me.
2. No, however there are magical things known as PARENTAL CONTROLS which monitor what websites and when you visit them.
3. Sarcasm, since it was an all-girl party save for me, I made the joke in relation to the fact that "You're a girl now, since you're part of the group".
Xer0 \^/
Used to be.
Not anymore. Probably not for years, but like i said. They were part of the past, Parasites in general are in decline now. Tapeworms are gone, ringworms are going. Generally its all good
1. You should have seen that one coming. It was fairly obvious. Also, considering that most times you are (kinda) depressed, you cant blame me for saying that, can you? 
2. Eeeewww 
why do you let your mom restrict which sites you can access? Or at least monitor your activity. This sucks! 
Dont take this the wrong way, but if I were you, I'd have gotten rid of this thing a long time ago. Get a new computer if that one, doesnt belong to you.
3. With that kind of logic, then a woman doing a man's job (like a truck driver for instance), can be considered a man.
"You're a girl now, since you're part of the group" = Lame
Good for you 
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
Too big, I got bored reading it.
To summarize, she won't let me get my own PC, but I know the Admin password to this one, so w/ever.
The joke was that I wasn't excited about being the only guy, therefore that made me a girl.
Xer0 \^/
Banned because I just did.
And I..
AM THE GOD OF THE FORUMS!
Xer0 \^/
EXCUSE ME? 
Who said that people under 18 cant buy and own things? Unless its a car or a house, you can buy anything you want. Considering you do have money of course....
No offense, but how gay is that?
Banned because this isnt the Ban game 
Oh wait....dammit 
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
1. She puts all my allowance in a seperate account so I can't use it.
2. I wasn't openly excited, and it did concern me that I was at a party with my current AND ex girlfriend, but that worked out well in the end.
3. Your lack of faith in God dissapoints me.
Thou hasth been smited.
Xer0 \^/
This sucks
Well, I'm glad that it worked out for you 
but you should not let the "girls" call you that.
Thou hasth been smited.
Because I said "dammit" and not "Goddammit" ? LOL
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
how do you get to buy stuff in school?
how does this teach you to be cheap? fundamentally important skill that is.
banned for yoda speach
No offense, but his mother sounds a bit like Hitler....I mean, too strict 
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
I might as well say it now, but I'd rather you kept God out of this. I find belief in most/all religions primitive and distracting from human duty to advance and evolve (no offense).
I will refer to God however and as many times as I want, and I may say that he does, or does not exist
Btw, I didnt mention any specific religion, so I dont see how that bothers you.
Also, since there's a little thing called freedom of speech, you may not restrict me from referring to God, in my posts.
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
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