YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NETAHOLIC IF...

from WinCustomize Forums

Your front door mat says "wel.com home"
You start thinking names like damsel, gnome, azz, astro, etc., are normal...and names like john, linda, etc., are weird!
You pick up the phone line whilst it is connected to the net and hear the "schschschsch" sound, You try to communicate with it, and succeed!
Your famous last words are "i'll be off here in just a few more minutes"!
You get serious withdrawl symptoms after being away from the puter for 10 minutes!
You can quote HTML tags and attributes from memory!
You head for the bathroom in the middle of the night and on the way detour to the puter!
You pay for unlimited hours and your ISP tells you that you have exceeded the hour limit!
You end up peeing your pants cause you're afraid you will miss something if you get up from the puter!
When someone asks you for your address you automatically give them your email address!
Your arm is permanetly in mouse clicking position!
You go outside and are surprized that vegetation still exists!
Your friends start to send you get well cards!
You reach for the delete key to hang up on a person!
You suffer withdrawl symptoms if you aren't on the puter daily!
Your butt sticks to the desk chair!
You get up in the middle of the night and make sure you're still securely connected!
You have more friends on-line than off-line!
You call in sick to work to help an online friend deal with a problem caused by another online friend!
You burned down the house with that cigarette in the ashtray!
You wake up and the first thing you do is turn on the puter!
You start writing :-) and LOL in your letters in real life!
You can't drink a beer at the end of the day cause your hands are too weak from typing!
You wake up in the middle of the night to check Your e-mail!
You talk more to your puter than your spouse!

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Sorry for the double post. After waiting about three minutes and nothing happened, I hit the browser stop button and hit the post button again. Not knowing it succeded the first time. Sorry.....

:blush:

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Happens here all the time NetaholicsAnonymous, par for the course.  ;P

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top


Your arm is permanetly in mouse clicking position!
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OMG I am doing this right now !!!! 8C

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you marry a girl named Mozilla?

Posted on the other one.

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Damn! Did I leave my webcam on again! 8C

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

i turn my pc on first thing when i get up..........oh dear i think i need HELP   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you named your kids Dotcom or Eudora?

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You're sending more than three emails a day to ALL of your contacts and they are all titled "YOU MUST READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!" or "YOU MUST SEE THIS!!!!!!!!!!" or "THIS IS SO FUNNY I WET MY PANTS!!!!!!!!"

and if Uncle Bernie sends me one more batch like that I'm gonna send him a virus.

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You wake up and the first thing you do is turn on the puter!
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only if the power went off in the night :zzz: :P

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you sit up night :moon: and day:sun: so you can be the first to reply to all new posts even if you don't have the right answer! XD

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

and if you say things like "im gonna upgrade my coke" or "defrag the fridge"

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

even if you don't have the right answer!
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sometimes I have the right answer

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Vampothika, reply 11
and if you say things like "im gonna upgrade my coke" or "defrag the fridge"
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:grin:

Quoting PoSmedley, reply 12

even if you don't have the right answer!
sometimes I have the right answer
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Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

i turn my pc on first thing when i get up..........
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It's never turned off.

Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top

- To true.

You know you are a netaholic when: You have a game plan in place for if the power goes out. #1) Pull out fully juiced laptop and scan for nearby neighbors internet connections. If that fails, then go to #2) Grab keys and take laptop to the nearby Starbux where you get 2 free hours of ISP connection (or if you sit just right in the lower left corner of the store, you can sometimes grab the isp from the nearby real estate office). #3) If those dont work, panic and freak out, calling the PGE hotline every 15 minutes to hear the update of when your power is 'expected' to be fixed.