What really makes your day?

Go ahead......Make my day.

This thread is destined to be locked...lol!!!! 

Hate to say it, but......

Well dang I guess I should just get this removed then.....................NOT!

How about this one:

Multiple vehicles and mulitple drivers in the household, the vehicle you always decide to drive needs gas!

My sincere apologize for posting this thread, if anyone took this as a Troll post I am sorry.

I know you meant well...lol. Venting and Raging and Ranting seems plentiful lately on these forums....encouraging more may not be wise. But, we can all use some humor!!! 

See, now that's funny. 

Hmmm, that would be Jelly, I think.

I get upset when I can't find a store that carries jeffly!! 

Stepping in a puddle of half melted snow and slush and getting my socks and feet cold and wet. Makes me want to stay inside until March or April.

Makes my day? Why, what else but helping someone...or, (even better) whipping up a Photoshop or two....hehehe.

Also...recognizing the great efforts of the artists here...especially the new ones, and those trying to do something hard for all the right reasons...one special one who is selfless to a fault.

Another who despite crippling injuries tries his level best to cheer others...and bring mirth.

Another who is trying very, very hard to buck up the Community...

Two funny, great guys who are trying to do the same thing...

A great lady who works so hard to keep her family going and bring beauty to all of us...who has a truly huge, understanding heart, and who fights for what's right.

Another lady who's very far away and who, despite her unhappiness tries ceaselessly to make others smile.

Another good person and fine skinner who will dedicate something to a friend...

Those are just a few of the really good things that make my day.

 to them all...

Know what really burns my ass?

Flame about 3 feet high!!!  

Funny, I thought you were taller than that. 

How about:

No matter what sock you try on, it's for the other foot!

happened to me with a latex sock. 

What really makes my day is talking to my son, who's away at school for the first time, and hearing that all is well and he's doing just fine! I won't bother sharing what ticks me off!

OK...this doesn't "make" my day, and it doesn't tick me off...but this is maddening....when you KNOW you made yourself a cup of coffee, and you search every room in the house, trying to find where you left it, make a second lap around the house, STILL not finding it....and then you find it in the microwave 4 hours later when you go to thaw out some hamburger for dinner.

He said foot....not inch!!     

put a sock in it. 

wet farts... (ya with me on that Starkers?)

Getting a chance to read the WC forums and seeing alot of positive threads.

I like reply 13, Doc...makes you feel like you're part of a great community.

What Makes my day??

Waking up.... finding my PC still works..... finding WC is still here.  That's the good stuff!

The not so good stuff....

* Finding a fly that's been into my curried cabbage... gas propulsion makes it faster/harder to swat.

* Embarrassment... cos I wolf whistled  a beautiful woman and blew out my false teeth.

* I want to pick apart the cardboard roll cos there no more toilet paper left.... it now comes in plastic.

* I get woken up at 4.30am each morning cos the steel plate in my head acts as a receiver and picks up next door's alarm clock.

* I pee every morning at 6.00am... I don't get up 'til 9.00.

Nah, seriously... what makes my day (not) is when I shoulda stayed in bed, cos everything I touch/try to do goes guts up

He is!  But he's been participating in a new game that's a bit of a twist on limbo dancing...

... to see who can get lowest to the flame without starting a bushfire.

Yeah, I'm with ya on that one.  Fortunately, however, I've not had a wet one in decades... the heat generated by curried cabbage evaporates any and all liquid/moisture... hence, perfectly (though more combustible) dry farts.  And don't say "that takes all the fun out of it... the not knowing for sure whether if it's wet or dry", either... laundering skidmarks is no fun.

Dropping Pizza on the floor.

Running out the door in a rush to realize just as the door slams shut, you forgot the keys on the hook.

Watching Doc dance around in a tutu........

Knowing I will be vehemently shopped for the above comment....