Banned for going sour.

Banned for sweet and sour without the pork

banned for giving us such a beef

Banned for beefing up and exceeding norms.

Banned for using Norm's name in vain.

Banned 'cause norms are boring.

Banned for testing Norm's patience and thinking he's hardly normal.

Banned for something else.

banned for being you

Banned for chest beating and always feeling yourself.

Banned for short days and shorter shorts.

banned for not celebrating the lengthening of days starting in Dec 21 and reaching its peak on Dec 25

Banned for a short runway and leaving skid marks while landing at speed on your backside.

banned for not appreciating the lubrication 

Banned for liquified foam bottoms.

banned for pulling the tops down

Banned for topping off down under.

Banned for going downunder faster than a rat up a drainpipe.

Banned for clearing drain pipes blocked by the swamp.

banned for dancing in the swamp under a pale blue star

Banned 'cause blue is better than red this time around.

Banned for not knowing how many red, white and blue flags there are internationally.

Banning myself for jumping the queue again.

Banned for banning oneself without proper authorization.

banned for wanting things to be proper