banned for not banning and chewing on the table

Banned for yeah, busy, busy, busy.  No time to ban. 

banned for not making time

Banned for taking time to make time. 

Banned for timing out.

Banned for thanks I needed that.  

banned for needing things

Banned for boring bans that lack a bit of oomph to get the blood flowing

Banned for needing oomph to, you know. 

Banned for alluding to that part of my life... like I didn't want everyone to know I still like to make mud pies.

Besides, at my age you need all the oomph you can get... and damned Viagra ain't gonna get me outta bed in the morning

banned for needing Viagra to get you out of bed

Banned for having 2 get out of bed. 

Banned for having those "come to bed with me" eyes.

Banned for coming to bed with her eyes. I'd think they'd burst and get vitreous humor all over the sheets.

Banned for making me google goo.  

banned for getting gooey

Banned for gooing there... but then, you'd goo anywhere.

Banned for goo is yucky, unlike putty. Which is still fun. 

Banned because putty is the reason why my project lead can now no longer leave me alone over Christmas.

Banned for having the best putty collection ever?

Banned for if you knew which putty he was referring to, you'd just call him a dirty, dirty boy and give him three lashes with a wet bus ticket

Banned because I was referring to this putty.

Banned for trying to throw us off the scent by tossing your dirty old socks into the fray... but then, that's the kind of tossing that won't send you blind.

Banned for I read that and I'm still not sure what it is. Encrytion, telenet, free.   Am I warm?  

End of the world banned...