Joke - not blonde‏

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Received this today and just had to pass it on, it's one of those that stops you right where you are and slaps you on the back of your head.

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi... where did I go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian." 

"What did you do?" asked the lawyer. "I turned to God for the answer," replied the rabbi. 

"And what did he say?" 

He said, "Funny you should come to me..."

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

is there a blonde joke thread somewhere??

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Don't think my wife will get it! She's Christian & a blonde
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:D *_* :thumbsup:

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

i USED to be blonde if that helps    lol   |-)

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

very good philly :D very funny I loved it

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Would you mind if I add one? |-)

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.

Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''