I would give you karma but, I already did. 

I would give you karma but the sun didn't rise in the West and there's space flies hanging around Uranus

I would give you karma butt, Do they make underwear in your size. Mr. Big Butt and Balls.

I would give you both karma but for the butts and balls

I would give you karma but, yeah, I forgot hairy Butt and Balls...

I would give you karma but you forgot the hair removal cream

I'd give IROKONESS karma if her avatar stays the same for more than one day.

EDIT: The new avatar.................

wolf whistle

I would give you karma but, sure I'll take yours. 

Did

I would give you karma but, your still not following the rules.  

{TANX }

I would give you karma but you did a Zubish.

I would give you karma but, you made me look.    

I would give you both karma but you're taking up too many slots while having a private 'not-giving-karma-fest' between yourselves

i would give you karma, but i don't think you would still respect me in the morning.

I would give you karma but I'm not wide enough awake in the mornings to respect anyone

I'd give me karma but the thumb won't let me

I'd give you karma, but blaming your thumb just doesn't wash with me when you're the one who's a tight arse

I'd give you karma but you're a fat bastard

I would give you karma butt,  to much arse to be healthy,arse.

I'd give you karma but the bright headlights in your avatar temporarily blinded me and I can't see the button

I would give you karma but, your vocabulary has been reduced to 3 words. arse, aarse, aaarse.

I would give you karma but you have furry maple leaf shaped ears instead of pointy logical ones.

I would give you karma but, pointy logical?   Cute more like it.... Now don't blush and become the color of my Santa hat. OH NO. Green blood. I should say the colour of the evergreen Christmas tree.

Now that would be a unique feature....

I would give you karma but you don't have a christmas tree - no tree = no karma

I would give you karma but I've heard Vulcans can choke on it and I want to avoid being on the 6 o'clock news for murder