Hmmm, now that has me wondering... if the forward thrusting starkerbark I peeled off the other night is why I've not seen a woody recently.

Um, mrs starkers has spoken!  The lack of woody visuals, she says, is because of my big belly hanging over the top.  That'd be the belly I maintain is my chest...had my appendix out and the resultant cavity allowed it to slip in a Southerly direction.

Doc, you got some socks stuffed in ur pants there ?

How long is this WB going to take anyway

I swear that is a pic of starkers shortly after a "weapons release".

You can swear... cuss all you like, that is NOT me!!  And I have the evidence!  My belly would hide any amount of socks in my pants... and the absence of a green gas cloud hovering around the fellow in that pic is a certainity that it isn't me.

Now that is a question we have no answer to... as yet.  Given that Po` has had to work with 'raw' materials, he sometimes (despite his Hazmat suit) is overcome by fumes and recovery can take several days.  Hence, no WB work until the hairs in his nostrils grow back and he doesn't have bloodshot eyes... being such a visual thing, and v, you'd know, Po` needs to be able to see what he's doing, right?

Seems to me, then, if we're gonna see this WB any time soon, I'm gonna have to halt production for a while and put a stop on the next CC gas shipment to the US.

Nah, seriously, the most likely reason progress has been slow so far is that Po` has had some issues and hasn't been too well of late.  Hopefully, he's on the mend and is feeling much better real soon.

Hey Po`, here's thinking of ya.

Hey Po...hope all is well. We kinda miss you dude. Come back and play real soon. You're in our hearts man.

Hey starkers...are you sure that ain't you? I coulda swore I seen a wisp of greenish brown goo trying to escape from beneathe your little toe.

Nope, wasn't me!  The bown goo you spied is probably the result of the guy in front of the guy in the Hazmat suit looking over his shoulder and crapping himself when he saw a huge woody in close proximity to his exhaust pipe.

That close is too too close by far. Woodies have splinters and one of them is sure to penetrate the hazmat suit. Better you should invest in the Flubber Suit. It works.

Well! I'm certainly glad I can clear up the problems that have 'cropped up' (?crapped up?) around the Hazmat Level 4 suit.

I've attemped to clear up the face on the photo (under the gas mask) and believe I've succeeded.

Now then, Cap'n....what is that "ballooning" in your suit? Is it liquid, gas, or mixed?

I think it's organic... wood, if I remember correctly.

Wood very green and fresh and...and...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Quick...quick...get the air......uh oh...too late. Best call back the hazmat crews...there's another live one loose.

'I fart, therefore I am.'

Cows fart...therefore they am too. Starkers doesn't. He barks and the world gets blasted back to the stone age. Want proof? Look at the Amazon and those people still stuck there. The wind coming out of OZ struck there first. Good for the trees (hence their dark green/brown colors) but real bad for folks.

Didn't Renee "Petit Chou" Descartes say that?

Therefore you am, what?  You am therefore sleeping on the couch cos the missus don't appreciate being awoken by a resounding 'dutch' oven???

Yeah, I know... I've moved further up the list.

'THE' list. Uh oh......CC gas doin' the rumble bumble thing again? Say...aren't those siren type thingies they put up near OZ there for you know...in case the...um...(whispers sotto voce) The big one comes?

It was Renee Zellweger. I would have thought the face would've given that away.

Last time I made a face like that, I had to check to see if farts had lumps.

Last time I made a face like that... they did.

Nah, not really!  With the amount of curried cabbage I eat, the resulting gas absorbs any liquids and/or gooey substances, thus converting them to gas. So fortunately, all my farts are rather dry and lumpless.

However, having prunes and custard for dessert might be tempting fate.

 That was just damn funny Cap'n.

That'll teach 'er to stand behind him on line.

Looks more like she swallowed some. Now that......is downright nasty. I think she likes it.

Some what?

I'll hazard a guess!  It was on the set of 'Bridget Jonses Diary' and Hugh Grant (also known for his 'Divine' fascination) left something sticky on her seat.