The "Brad, I order you to do 'x' thread."

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It must be hard for Brad to keep track everyone's demands. For administrative ease and convenience, lets try to keep our orders for Brad in this thread.

As long as this thread remains popular and unlocked, I will continue to update this post with my demands.

 

I order Brad to:

1. Give me a coupon for 50% off Elemental, instead of Demigod.

2. Nerf Erebus because he is OP (not based on my experience, but I've been reading a lot about this in the forums).

3. Get my new favoriate game, Beyond Protocol, on Impulse.

4. Cure world hunger.

5. Not ban me for this thread.

 

Thank you in advance Brad,

-Slurple

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Reply #1 from Demigod Forums Top

Get me a taco.

 

:fox:

Star Control: Origins
Reply #3 from Demigod Forums Top

I order Brad to ignore this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, he listened!!

Reply #4 from Demigod Forums Top

His nickname is "Foxy" at stardock

Reply #5 from Demigod Forums Top
  • Sleep
  • Spend time with your family
  • Make a video of yourself playing Demigod but with the speakers turned down so that you can supply all the sound effects. Whoosh! Arrg! Bang Bang eeeeek!
Reply #6 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Silphius, reply 5

Make a video of yourself playing Demigod but with the speakers turned down so that you can supply all the sound effects. Whoosh! Arrg! Bang Bang eeeeek!
End of Silphius's quote

 

This.

Reply #7 from Demigod Forums Top

Discuss problems with the game other than connectivity issues. :)

Reply #8 from Demigod Forums Top

Show us the stardock bathrooms.

Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top

I order Brad to quit reminiscing about OS/2... it wasn't that good....

 

lol...

 

Reply #11 from Demigod Forums Top

Tlak to Activision to get an exlusive contract which says that you will bring Guitar Hero: Metallica for PC via Impulse to us :)

Reply #12 from Demigod Forums Top

1. Give me a coupon for 50% off Elemental, instead of Demigod.

 

2. Convince the creator of King of Dragon Pass that selling his game on Impulse IS technically feasible. He's a Mac person I think, they are crazy in the head.

 

3. Expand payment options. If you're going to localise currencies, provide local payment options as well.

 

4. Get that upgrade page up so I can get my Demigod CE goodies.

 

5. Join Team Ranbir

 

6. Set up a UK office/base/factory/whatever for Stardock. Annoying we have to pay such high shipping for your CE copies just because we aren't living in the grand old US of A. 

 

 

 

Reply #13 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Ranbir, reply 12
1. Give me a coupon for 50% off Elemental, instead of Demigod.

 
 
End of Ranbir's quote

 

:D

Reply #16 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting b, reply 14
Whats elemental?
End of b's quote

Really? Are you new here? Its the next Stardock game.

Reply #17 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting b, reply 14
Whats elemental?
End of b's quote

 

Stardocks internally developed and published Fantasy themed, TBS game.  Think Civ IV mixed with Lord of the Rings, or if you know classic games, think Master of Magic.

Reply #18 from Demigod Forums Top

I think Not-MoM was a better name than Elemental.

Reply #19 from Demigod Forums Top

We could get back on topic by issuing an imperious demand that Frogboy change it to Not-MoM slurple ;P

Reply #20 from Demigod Forums Top

You left out ordering Brad to not tell someone else from Stardock/GPG to ban you.

I order Brad to make eet an admin on all Stardock IRC channels.

I also order Brad to make an exporter for GCII so the ship models can be used in SINS.

While I am at it I order Brad to get the following games on Impulse: SMAC + Alien Crossfire and TA + expansions.

Finally, I order Brad to make enough money to buy Bioware from EA.

Reply #21 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Unknown924, reply 20
You left out ordering Brad to not tell someone else from Stardock/GPG to ban you.

I order Brad to make eet an admin on all Stardock IRC channels.

I also order Brad to make an exporter for GCII so the ship models can be used in SINS.

While I am at it I order Brad to get the following games on Impulse: SMAC + Alien Crossfire and TA + expansions.

Finally, I order Brad to make enough money to buy Bioware from EA.
End of Unknown924's quote

 

come on. Lets be reasonable here.

Reply #22 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Unknown924, reply 20


Finally, I order Brad to make enough money to buy Bioware from EA.
End of Unknown924's quote

Why no ordering of Mass Effect 1 and 2 on impulse?

Reply #23 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Trigeminal, reply 22

Quoting Unknown924, reply 20

Finally, I order Brad to make enough money to buy Bioware from EA.
Why no ordering of Mass Effect 1 and 2 on impulse?
End of Trigeminal's quote

Becuase they both suck.

Reply #24 from Demigod Forums Top

They do? :annoyed:   Explain yourself!

 

I want Brad to tell GPG to release the FA patch. And by the sound of it, he needs to buy the rights of of THQ to get to that point. :thumbsup:  

Reply #25 from Demigod Forums Top

Ah good idea. Stardock should buy the Supcom IP off of THQ. But what about Supcom 2 being released by Square Enix? Do they now own the IP?