Banned because I might use that

"Human beings are a disease, and we are the cure"

banned for attempting to use philosophical metaphors for a real relationship

What I find funny about the whole tea party thing is how so many rivals paint them as racist yet if you look at the crowds that are video taped, about quarter to a half are Black or Hispanic

Banned for:

Friend One - "The end of one journey will always lead to the beginning of another."

Friend Two - "In English?"

Friend One - "Fuck the bitch."

Friend Two - "There we go!"

Friend One and Two raise glasses.

And yet the same has been done with the Republican party for decades, but more Republicans than Democrats voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1968 and again when it was up for renewal.

banned for more political commentary

True and yet not a single word about the racist Democratic South during the late 1860's (from 1865 on) on up to about the late 1950's I believe. I believe also some of the biggest racists in Congress were Democrats as well. And yet the Republicans (Formed from the Wigs party and Abolitionist or anti-slavists and one other party) are painted as the racist. Odd, very odd. Well politics always is more about perceptions and not facts.

Banned for my favourite joke about racism is;

guy1; You know what?

Guy2;?

G1: Everyone is racist

G2: I'm not

G1: When you wash your clothes dont you seperate the colours from the whites?

G2

I know worse joke ever. but hopefully topic change FTW?

Banned for, yeah topic change please.

I know nothing I'll say will make my friend feel great, but at least I wanted to say something that will make him feel slightly better. Oh well

Ok, forget that, its not interesting for you guys, I know. Forget my rant

ROFL Damn, that was good

I've heard it before. And btw, I have heard worse jokes than this, frankly.

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Banned for being disinterested.

Banned for politics.

"Human beings are a disease, and we are the cure"

*This ban canceled due to lack of interest.

banned for cancel banning

Banned for getting canceled.

"Human beings are a disease, and we are the cure"

Banned for canceling out.

Banned for not watching Top Gear.

"Human beings are a disease, and we are the cure"

Banned because the trick-or-treat-ers ate all my Skittles!

Banned for crying over your lost Skittles.

"Human beings are a disease, and we are the cure"

Banned for they stole your rainbow?

banned for rainbow theft

Banned for Grand Theft Auto.

Wait what?

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Banned because the slogan for Skittles is "Taste the rainbow".

Banned for, how should I know that?

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banned for not knowing all of America's little commercial ideas

Banned for not knowing all of Greece's little commercial ideas.

Warning: Do not click this link if you are not 18+ years old

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Banned for getting every under-18-year-old reader of this forum to immediately click the link. (Excluding me, of course)