Satan's evil crop

lotsa poison ivy

and mandrake roots

not for bouquet

or marital applications

such as the

acknowledgement of anniversaries

and the remembrance

of the honeymoon

suite where they

played hide the

big old salami

and ate oysters

by the seashore

while skinny-dipping freely

with the hippos

who came dressed

as big oysters

sporting luxurious shells

wavy odd smiles

ill-fitting over-sized seashells

covering their ears

from the siren's

sinister beckoning that

led to heaven