Now what the hell do you think? 

Are you accusing me of thinking or trying to put words in my mouth?

Would I do that? 

Would you do what, and, more importantly, if you were a carpenter, would you hammer in the morning or save it 'til later and keep everyone awake at night with the incessant banging?

Don't you like banging? Who in their right mind don't like banging?

Do rednecks suffer with insomnia or do they just stay up late so's not to miss anything?

I can't post rips at DA unless I stay up late, can I? 

If I learn how to rip can I do that? Stay up late at night to post them at da and get banned cause I 'ripped' mrgrimey a new one?

If you could rip Mr Grimey a new one, would you hang his old one on a spear a parade it around publicly (like the Romans used to do with the vanquished heads) just to put the fear of Jehosophat up any intending rippers?

Can I have the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra as backup?

Would you dance naked to Bohemian Rhapsody in Times Square at midnight if the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra were playing backup to George Michael on vocals?

Which microphone will he be singing into?

Is this a relevent query?

Is the microphone live?

Who's holding it?

Do I get to wear sneakers?

Can I watch from the bleachers?

If Freddie Mercury were still around, do you think George Michaels would leave a bit of spittle on his?

Of course it is, but are we in the right courthouse to examine it?

And who resuscitated it with rather prompt action and CPR?

But with which hand, left or right?

Are you still wearing those smelly socks or have you changed into your pantyhose?

Do you have binoculars or very strong bi-focals?

Would George Micheals wait for him?

As opposed to the left courthouse?

Did the shock overwhelm him?

Was it the other right?

Did the smelly socks stand up and walk away?

Will bi-focal-noculars do?

And does he have the appropriate lingerie to suit the occasion?

So you're not aware of the one in between?

Or could he have been underwhelmed by a War and Peace recital in D-Flat?

So you've not heard of the alternative left?

Now why didn't you change them back in June 2008 when I suggested?

Depends, are you peering into bedroom windows late at night?

Does he have transparency control?

Do they go after only the middle-men?

Wasn't it E-Flat with an F-major?   (I dunno. I don't read music)

Would that be left of center or right of front?

Did they make it to Oz after they stood up and walked away?

Should I adjust the resolution to fit?

Isn't that too many questions?

When on a roll do you go with the flow or get behind the wagon and pull

Is that similar to translucent?

Do middle-men suffer with nightmares about being crushed?

More to the point, was the major in cahoots with the camp cook to snaffle all the ice cream?

And where is front in relation to the far right?

Did your cheesy socks have 3 bands just above the ankle.   If so, would you believe they've walked to New Zealand and are on their way back to you?

Depends, how many times a second do you blink when you see a naked woman?

How many beers is too many?

Wouldn't getting behind the wagon and pulling eventually tire out the horses?

Is it too many answers?

Or is it too many damn questions?

Are yall trying to confuse a redneck? 

Is that hard to do

nope   lol

You see answers????  All I see is more unanswered questions.

Can a redneck be confused by standing him in a 44 gallon drum and telling him to pee in the corner?

So you don't think rednecks are quite that gullible?

Do you think rednecks think?