So true

Missed u all...


Haptork killed sAARGe...


To ur home..when her daddy comes with her.. dad he is the lad..



Give and give..Give and give..Give and give..Give and give..Give and give...
bcoz u cant take anything out of her.. no one can..



Eat him


Dont loose ur secrets....


Where one waits forever for nothing....

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry.

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." Steve Martin.

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman.

"Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three." Billie Holiday.

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." Ogden Nash.

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city." George Burns.

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane Dewel.

"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much." Colin Chapman.

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." Woody Allen

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray.

"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men." Aristotle.

Propose her once if she denies forget her...
If u will crave it will be compromise with your own ego... its not good since ur image will not be a good one then.

Girls are most difficult things to understand...
As far as i know them,i know only indian girls,
they like ones who are superior to them in every aspect..
And yes one SHE likes MANY to choose from....

But one peculiar thing about indian girls that if u succeed in having some intimate relations with her .. she wont leave u otherwise there is no guarantee...

Are you trying to scare Haptork away forever from his sweet object of passion?

No .....

Girls are the most beutiful things to understand ....

Still wrong..  Girls are the most beautiful things to misunderstand.   

Brilliant!

Still, still wrong... Girls are the most beautiful of things.

Still, still, still wrong .....

Girls are just beutiful ......... Let me say STUNNING ( butt not all )...  


for more precision ..

Not all beutiful (things) are Girls, but all girls are beutiful (things)   

You're all wrong... girls are but beautiful buds awaiting to blossom into an even more beautiful woman... for only then do they become complete and possess the sweet scent of life.

Yes, now you're so right, right.
I actually feel very complete. ...and possessed.

Shortcut to marriage:

Find a woman you hate and buy her a house - saves giving money to lawyers...

My philosophy on marriage has always been:

Anything you can get into for as little as $10 and can't get out of for less than $1000, you know there has to be something wrong with.

Ah yes... finally someone who agrees with me (at long last)... maybe (just maybe) there's a bit of the romantic in this 'ere ol' sea dog yet.





I dunno, you's blokes *cap'n starkers shakes his head*, ye just haven't met tha right wench yet... and when ye do, ye'll be falling all o'er yerselves n' bending double o'er backwards t' please 'em.

Correct       

But havnt understood a thing ......... why to buy a house when u r intrested to save money ... ????

Simply dont even find that woman .....       

No i m telling him that dont be crazy after one...instead see and wink ..thats the right way to got about girls......one should keep his options open to avoid a sentimental shock in case of a betrayal or refusal etc.




R u sure...then u r wrong...
1. if u go about some psychological surveys u ll find that girls lie more often due to fear or something...and its a fact u can google it...how can u understand who says something and does and thinks other..
2. and its my personal experience. i loved a girl she loved me too. but after a year or while she went to other state, our love was still blossoming... she said me at least 50 times a day that she loved me... but at that place she got another mate.. she befooled me for 8-9 months and then on her birthday she asked,
"can u give me anything i ask?"
"what"
"forget me i dont love u"
"ok"
"we can still be friends"
"i dont need ur frndship. dont call me again" i said but got shocked for next few months... i had loved her with my nerves. i had thought her to be my wife every moment...for each life...

And believe me she was the most innocent girl in my class....and see how she changed but everything has gone. she has lost me. i have gained myself.. its true i hate her now.. and i dont trust girls now so easily.... but i m searching for one...



Absolutely right... u get +1 for that....




i will take one from everyone of them and give them to lawyers if needed...
but i ll marry everyone u hate yes everyone .. i hav the power...



Not always.. they r stunning only in bedroom...

well ... i'm not agree

u have been with that girl for a year, before she went to another state ....

so I can surely say that in that year u've passed some brilliant moments of your life ....


and now u r saying that u hate that girl .....

I think she chosen the right solution to befool u for 8-9 months; she decided to let go down a bit your fever, to dont give u suddenly a shock ..... (I think so)

who knows she abandon u for which reasons .... :NOTSURE: 


Remember one thing .....

Dont criticise someone when u dont know the facts ....



*this was my philosophy, if I said something wrong and hard for u (hemanherecomes) then SORRY for that ...

....that was a joke...



.....what moments!!!!!


.....each day in those months was a year to bear. she would frame a new tale everyday ... i cried y she was lying to me.....
.....had she asked me in one go i would have agreed and i did that too... she killed me slow poison for months it was extremely hard for me....





...i know the reason she was not the only one there whom i know...
....she bit the promises and swears into dust...
....YES I HATE HER BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY I COULD FORGET HER....HAD I NOT DONE THAT MY NERVES WOULD HAVE BROKE DOWN.... and trust me i m very happy now ... y should i love her... i love only those who love me, dont lie to me and r good at heart....



Not at all because i dont have a heart to think. i gave up listening it.. i have a mind i know its a bit critic and clever enough but still innocent..
My mind says me to do whats right... it suggests me to read make my career first....
My culprit heart had misguided me diving me into charm of her eyes ...
So it only pumps blood now....


Sorry if u r amazed... but thats the way i live....
1.. hate her
2.. read textbooks and jokes
3.. cricket i support Indian Cricket Team
4.. skinning
5.. and some useless posts here... this is the site i visit most to write some useless posts
6.. i love kids.. they r so good
7.. some daydreaming about every girl i see
8.. swimming
9.. many more ways

Hope u like it .. if u get hurt i wud b too bcoz i did never mean so

nothing ventured.. nothing gained.

Never to have loved at all.. Is tragic.


I hope that one day all will find the one for them..It is a most wonderful and gratifying experience when you meet the one you want to be with forever.

HG u simply eliminate all of us

Yes I'm a hopeless romantic. But after 18 years of marriage, I have no regrets. Yes theres been hard times but with anything worth while, you only get from it what you put in.  At the risk of sounding corny, she makes me want to be a better person. and she completes me. Her smile is my heaven on earth, Her laughter is my song.

Tho I have been hurt many times along the journey to finding her, each enriched my life in some way, by offering Knowledge of what i did/didn't want,etc.. each was a lesson in one way or another, teaching me what I wanted in life and love. If I had given up the journey after a few tries, I would have never found my Idea of happiness.

The most beautiful things in life can't be seen or even touched.
They must be felt by the heart.


...but where on earth is HAPTORK? Could he already be away on his honeymoon in Wonderland?

Well let's just hope he didn't take that 'waiting around for her more advice' and ended up getting picked up for stalking.... tho in my younger day, stalking a woman had a completely different connotation.

Now there's a statement that immediately conjures up some pretty depraved thoughts.