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Dissapointment !.

Dissapointment !.

A disk in A envelope?

Ok so I went ahead and ordered object desktop.

Waited 3 weeks for it to arrive,Email support they say it was shipped. and are shipping A new one. I got it today

Nothig but A disk in A envelope in a little clear case.

So i payed all that money. +the shiping and I dont even get A manual?

Thats 2 out of 3 times so far.

galactic civ 2 dread lords, just a freaking disk.

sins of a solar empire .  complely satisfied got a box, A book ,A disk ( really the collecters edition stuff  was A bit Meh but still)all in all good

object desktop which has all this crap bundled together. A disk only :(

well I preordered twilight of the anor lets see if you strike out!



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Reply #101 Top
You had a place?  We just wandered around in our wagon.
Reply #102 Top
you had a wagon? we had to balance everything on our heads, including the aged and infirm, who kept dropping their false teeth....
Reply #103 Top
You had false teeth?  We had to gum our mana until it dissolved in our mouths
Reply #104 Top
We had to gum our mana until it dissolved in our mouths
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You could get yours to dissolve?? We had to gum ours for weeks, sometimes months on end for it to dissolve. In fact, only the strong survived... the weak died of starvation waiting for it to reach their stomachs. :d
Reply #105 Top
you had mana? we had to dig for dry roots and gnaw on them till soft enough to swallow.
thats why we had false teeth.. we made em from small rocks we found on the way
Reply #106 Top
we dint even get that.. we had to add rocks and tree bark to water to make stone soup..the occasional Fly would fall in to the pot and we would have meat in the soup. ( You made sure to pick small stones so they wouldn't get bound up during digestion)
Reply #107 Top
we would have meat in the soup
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You had meat in your soup??? Sheesh!!! We had to stich our fingers in a bowl of muddy water to get meat flavour in ours. We used to get the dog to stand in it... that was until grandpa choked on a dog hair and died. Sad, that!! We were so poor we couldn't afford to bury him, so we carried him 200 miles to the nearest building site and put him in the foundations. We were too poor to say any prayers over him, and none of us could afford tears... but I'll bet he's the only grandpa in the world with a 215 storey headstone.
Reply #108 Top
You had a grandpa?

Our grandma was so poor she had 3 jobs cleaning hotel rooms which left no time to find a man. Finally she gave up and used a turkey baster and leftover sperm from the bedsheets at work. ;p
Reply #109 Top
You had a grandpa?

Our grandma was so poor she had 3 jobs cleaning hotel rooms which left no time to find a man. Finally she gave up and used a turkey baster and leftover sperm from the bedsheets at work
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Your grandma had a turkey baster??? Hah! My grandma had to go through a hospital dumpster and get a slightly used syringe... then she had to go to one of those seedy cinemas where dirty old men in raincoats congregate to get her sperm. If that wasn't embarrassing enough, she was to poor to breast feed and had to take the baby next-door to another nursing mother.

It got worse when she had sextuplets! The lady next-door ran out of milk and grandma had to canvass the neighborhood to find enough teets to go around. ;p
Reply #110 Top
y'all had teats?

all we had wa.....





nevermind, it's too depressing. :SNIFF!: 
Reply #111 Top
nevermind, it's too depressing.
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You had Depression??? If we wanted/needed to feel depressed, we had to go to a Third World country of truly miserable folk and borrow some. In fact, they wouldn't even let us borrow it. They would only allow us to watch depressions... and to make sure we weren't stealing any, they had us strip searched by customs at the pontoon where our leaky kayak was tied up.

Bugger those self-drive/self-row holidays... no seat belts/no life jackets. Next time I wanna feel depressed, I'm gonna visit my ex-missus. :LOL:
Reply #112 Top

When Object Desktop first shipped, users were given 250 pages of machine code that they had to enter into debug.exe in DOS.  One typo could make the difference between it working and crashing your computer.

In the past few years, we've managed to migrate to sending over a CD and in some cases, a CD in an actual plastic case though usually only on request...

Reply #113 Top
If we wanted/needed to feel depressed, we had to go to a Third World country of truly miserable folk and borrow some.
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i thought you looked familiar


Reply #114 Top
i thought you looked familiar
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Hehe... you took the same DIY trip I did! Damn those leaky kayaks...and of course, there were no struts to sit on to keep dry, so when I reached my destination I had to have a conger eel surgically removed from.... er, well you get the picture.

Still trying to sue the travel agent for all the haemhorroid cream I've used since, but they're not gonna be settling for a while cos their 'bean counter' is using an abacus with most of the beads missing. ;p
Reply #115 Top
Well, I recieved a manual, and guess what, not one useful tip on how to skin this...
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Reply #116 Top
Well, I recieved a manual, and guess what, not one useful tip on how to skin this...
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You received a manual???? All I got was a piece of stained toilet paper and got told to write my own tips/instructions. Bastards!!! They know I'm too poor to own a pen or pencil, and they couldn't even include one of those for me. Bastards!!! I suppose, being it's toilet paper, they expect me to use my finger after.... never mind, that's too disgusting to contemplate. Bastards!!!

Next time I find one of those contraptions beside the road, I'm gonna leave it there... the customer service is bloody awful. ;)