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MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Catastrophic Lee....an accident looking for some place to happen.
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Internal Lee.... wanted to become a gynaecologist but ended up in dentistry instead.. :d

Confounded Lee... questioned Internal Lee why stirrups were necessary for a root canal. ;p

Internal Lee... because it stops you kicking me where it hurts when it hurts you.

Confounded Lee... Yes Doctor. (think Audrey, Little Shop of Horrors) :LOL:
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Gastronomic Lee.... makes a complete pig of himself in restaraunts. :d
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Exalting Lee.... ass kisser of the highest degree. ;)
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Exalted Lee.... tell me when I can stand up straight again. ;p
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Cosmetic Lee Altered... Michael Jackson incognito. :d
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Archaeological Lee... has a passion for digging up old girlfriends.
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Grim Lee... provides resource materials for Archaeological Lee.
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Knight Lee....has rusty armour caused by incontinence.
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Lethargic Lee.... was going to post here but was too tired and lazy. ;)
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Abysmal Lee... feels bloody awful 99% of the time ;)
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Predictable Lee... everybody knows what he's gonna do next - 'cept him. ;p
Reply #113 Top
anonymous Lee... been signing off poison pen letters that way for so long he's forgotten who he is himself. ;p
Reply #114 Top
Eternal Lee ... Thinks he will live for ever ! hehe !! :p 
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Bill Gates-Lee ... Chinese Software developer (failed! )  :LOL: 
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 :HOT:  Rick Ast-Lee ... Chinese karaoke singer ...
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Quivering Lee ... brother of Nervous Lee ! !  X-( 
Reply #118 Top
Robin of Lox-Lee .... The Sherrif of Nottinghams' Sworn enemy !!  :LOL: 

(Just watched " Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves " on the box - lee !! )




Sheriff (Shouting)... Loxley ! I will cut your heart out with a spoon ...!

Guy of Gisburn ... " A spoon, sheriff ? .. Why a spoon ? ... "

Sheriff ( Angrily ) .. "Because it is BLUNT you fool .. It will hurt more !! "

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Classic !!  ;) 
Reply #119 Top
Buccaneering Lee.... aarrgghh, 'e be a salty sea dog after me own 'eart. :p
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Ghost Lee... supposed to be dead but he's still wandering around looking for his head. :p
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Military Lee... joined Dads Army to defend the homeland, but the only action he saw was with a WAC. :d
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Patriotic Lee... goes 'round the country cleaning pigeon poop off the national flag. ;)


*** just hope it wasn't Stardock's coding pigeon wot done it... got no business being out of the office pooping with so much stuff to fix/work to be done. :p ***
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Natural Lee.... nudist camp owner who really enjoys his work.

Shy Lee.... still hasn't picked up the courage to go fully nude yet .

Brazen Lee... does nothing to hide he's always delighted to see new female members.

Itching Lee... fell into the camp's only poison ivy bush.

Stupid Lee... went to pull him out and fell in too

Topless Lee... she drives around semi-naked in a convertible.

Absent Minded Lee... goes into town for supplies and forgets to dress.

Opportune Lee... papparazzi who hides in the bushes taking snapshots of celebrity guests

Perverse Lee.... has powerful binoculars and lives next door

Prudish Lee... stands outside with "Close this Place Down" pickets.
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I dated three Lee sisters in high school:

Ug Lee

Home Lee and

Sur Lee......... :SNIFF!: 
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I dated three Lee sisters in high school:
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Me... I dated four, all born on the same day....Quadruple Lee. ;p
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