Whilst on the subject of poop: a guy walks into a talent scout's office and asks for an audition:

Talent Scout: "OK, so have you got that's so special... and don't be wasting my time with another song and dance routine!"

Guy: "I can sing through my arse!"

With that the talent scout's ears pricked up and he wanted to hear this amazing act, so the guy drops his pants, farts a bit before dropping a steaming hot turd on the talent scout's desk.

Talent Scout: "Oh my God, what d'ya go n' do that for?"

Guy: "Oooops, sorry man....was just clearing my throat.

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