I'm not a fat chick... I'm a...
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I'm not a fat chick...
I'm just more than most men can handle.
I'm extra jiggley.
I'm cellulite enhanced.
I'm an armful of soft.
I'm tittylicious.
I just keep bouncing for a few minutes after i sit down.
I'm comfortable to lay on.
I'm built like a pillow.
I float well.
I have extraneous fat cells.
I have extra playgrounds
My titties aren't big, they're wrap around.
My titties aren't big, they're just in your face.
I'm not lonely, I have pets.
I'm not home alone, I'm distraction free.
I'm not between boyfriends,
I'm shacked up with a vibrator.
I'm letting the hair grow on my legs.
I'm dirtying the sheets myself.
but did you see that cute guy selling newspapers on the street corner?
I'm on the hunt.
I got that shower massage with the pulsating action to improve my circulation.
I'm rediscovering/getting to know/redefining myself.
I'm not horny, I'm motivated to research hop-on-portunity.
I'm not in need of a kiss, I'm lip-contact deprived.
I'm not horny, I'm breathing - oh wait, that's the same thing.
I'm not horny, I'm focused on my sexual object.
I'm just more than most men can handle.
I'm extra jiggley.
I'm cellulite enhanced.
I'm an armful of soft.
I'm tittylicious.
I just keep bouncing for a few minutes after i sit down.
I'm comfortable to lay on.
I'm built like a pillow.
I float well.
I have extraneous fat cells.
I have extra playgrounds
My titties aren't big, they're wrap around.
My titties aren't big, they're just in your face.
I'm not lonely, I have pets.
I'm not home alone, I'm distraction free.
I'm not between boyfriends,
I'm shacked up with a vibrator.
I'm letting the hair grow on my legs.
I'm dirtying the sheets myself.
but did you see that cute guy selling newspapers on the street corner?
I'm on the hunt.
I got that shower massage with the pulsating action to improve my circulation.
I'm rediscovering/getting to know/redefining myself.
I'm not horny, I'm motivated to research hop-on-portunity.
I'm not in need of a kiss, I'm lip-contact deprived.
I'm not horny, I'm breathing - oh wait, that's the same thing.
I'm not horny, I'm focused on my sexual object.
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