What Men Wish Women Knew - From An Actual Guy

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from JoeUser Forums
This is for all the women, that want to know the truth... and for guys who are too much of bitches to admit it.

We dont cry because we are sensitive, its most likely because we just sat on a testical.

We leave the seat up for a reason, its much easier to aim through, have you ever trued shooting threw a very small how, WITHOUT being able to aim it by site, we have to play a guessing game everytime we urinate (baby this is one reason I dont like guessing games hehehe NOT)

We only give you flowers because we obviously fucked something up, that is the only logical reason, if it is in combonation with jewelry its because we fucked up some pretty damn big and it is our attempt to ward off breaking up/divorce/dettachable penis syndrome and hopefully get us some pussy before you subsequently found out anyway.

Some men watch soap operas because we get the same amount of bitching and mowning but at a moments notice we can and will hit MUTE!

When we say we dont care, we literally mean it, this includes all questions EXCEPT: Can I sleep with your best friend, because if we say I dont care then, its because we are under some heavy drugs, like advil.

If we bitch and moan about something its for a damn good reason, but not to us or you, just to the little monkey in the jungle (for you retarded men that dont know what Im talking about i mean PENIS)

We fart because we love you.... :-D ........
and it feels so damn good.

Thomas
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
You are honest. But I don't want my boyfriend to fart unashamedly. I think it means that he doesn't see me as a woman any more. No farting! I'd allow if he did accidentally.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
awwww lmao... such sentaments form women that clearly dont know that the fucking term HUMOR means. but whatever, you guys have your opinions I have mine... Im stateing what I think is funny about males and what MOST of them mean... if you didnt get that maybe you should comment period... but like I say thats just my opinion.
But thanks for the comments though


Little_whip... I dont know if I am swallow or not maybe you should actually ask my WOMAN, Im pretty sure she could clearify that for you, as for the whole gross then, I suggest simply to lighten up and get a sense of humor before you come back to my blog site again.

Thomas
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe it's because I have so many brothers but I thought it was funny Cann1bal.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
LMAO Thomas.

It is funny.

It must be sad to be someone that has no sense of humour whatsoever.

Luckily that will never be you

Jess
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
How easy it is to state such garbage and then say "I was just kidding. You have no sense of humor." A intellectual step right above the Pull-My-Finger joke. It was not funny, even as a joke. It was sad.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
MrPerky, how about you take your Prozac, get a fucking clue, you didnt like it, no one held a gun to your head to read it, it was merely your own curiosity that got you, dont blame me for it not being humorus in your eyes, blame your own damn self for reading it
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I did not fault you for writing it. I faulted you for saying it was funny. Indeed, I have a clue, and it seems I may have yours There are subjects where satire is acceptable. The President, Congress, preachers, comedians, upright, pretentious, and self-righteous commentators (like myself?), and others are completely within bounds. Other areas just need to be left alone. There is no way (in my mind) to perform satire about this subject and be in good taste. I didn't like Andrew Dice Clay, and your comments are in poor taste as well.

However, in the interest of blogging...

No, you didn't make me read it. However, you did put the entry out there for comments, so don't be surprised or self-righteous when a response comes back that is unfavorable to you. Also, ad hominem attacks are very passe. You should address the topic and not the speaker.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
We only give you flowers because we obviously fucked something up, that is the only logical reason, if it is in combonation with jewelry its because we fucked up some pretty damn big and it is our attempt to ward off breaking up/divorce/dettachable penis syndrome and hopefully get us some pussy before you subsequently found out anyway.


True.