Last I looked...the oval variety, but not the aerial ping-pong variety that Jafo is most familiar with. Me, I'm a rugby league supporter...not into none of that fairy (AFL) football where they prance around in skintight shorts and try to impress girl fans... maybe even a few limp wristed male ones as well.
Besides, rugby league players don't fit into tight shorts...they're real men, and they don't tale to the field with hard hats and more padding than a mattress factory. I mean, wots all that about....we got girls who play full contact rugby league, and they're not all padded up. Shoot, some of 'em don't even wear bras, much less padded ones, so you can understand why it's the sport of choice to watch for many a red blooded male, who can no longer play through injury and the balls getting heavier.
Oh, and the rugby player didn't give the dog enough time....