DESPITE SO-CALLED "PROOF" CREATED BY LOW-LIFE HOLLYWOOD SCIENTISTS WHO SUPPORT THE CARD-CARRYING AL-QAEDA KERRY BY PUTTING BAKING SODA IN HOLY WATER EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS NO BAKING SODA WHEN JESUS WAS ALIVE, UNDERWEAR WAS INVENTED BY POPE TONY SOPRANO IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY TO BUY PORNOGRAPHY PICTURES MADE IN THE EVIL HOMOSEXUAL CAPITAL OF THE ANCIENT WORLD, POMPEI.
THE ORIGINAL THRACIAN WORD FOR UNDERWEAR IS 'CAR-REE' BUT IT WAS WORN BY VESTAL VIRGINS WHO EVERYONE KNOWS WERE NOT VIRGINS TO PREVENT MORE PUBLIC EXPOSURE OF BUSH. THIS WAS A WORD NEVER SPOKEN BY JESUS WHO ONLY SPOKE ENGLISH AFTER KING JAMES KILLED THE COCKROACH-INFESTED FRENCH HERETICS WHO HELD ANCIENT FILM FESTIVALS AT WHICH THEY GAVE THE MOST CORRUPT BABY-KILLING, MATTRESS-TAG-RIPPING HEATHENS THE SATANIC PALM D'HAIR.
DON'T BE FOOLED BY SUBSTITUTES. ALSO MANY SO CALLED CHRISTIAN SLATER'S ADDED THEIR DISGUSTING ANTI-AMERICAN AND PRO-KERRY SO-CALLED 'PRAYER'--ACTUALLY THEY 'LENT' IT--TO THE CLIFF NOTES BIBLE.: GOOD BREAD GOOD MEAT GOOD LAWD LETS EAT.
SO IN CONCLUSION, NO TRUE CHRISTIAN EATS UNDERWEAR.
