9 Words Women Use

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!



*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
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Oh that it too funny...and so true.
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Can't remember where I got it, but it's one of my favorites.......

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the altar. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan?

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.



More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
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You missed the biggest, often cruelest and most frequently used womans word, Cheryl....NO.

NO....you can NOT go to the pub!

NO....you may NOT watch the game!

NO....you will NOT keep $10 from your pay cheque (US check) for yourself!

NO....you DO NOT have time for a quick round of golf before my mother arrives

NO....I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!!!!
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seriously,,,...when i read this post i thought..."nah i wont use any of those words...." omg..i DO..now thats freaky but very funny, had a wicked chuckle outa this post, thanks cheryl.

hhehe starkers...i like that quick round a golf one.......tooooo funny mate.  
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It doen't matter what word a woman uses, they all mean no...
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had a wicked chuckle


I can well imagine....can almost hear it now, a dirty cackle that'd put even Carol Burnett's to shame...and me dad reckoned she had the filthiest laugh in all of Hollywood.

hhehe starkers...i like that quick round a golf one..


Yeah, didn't mind a quickie in my younger days, when arthritis wasn't such a problem and 18 holes was a breeze....now it would take me a month to complete 18 holes, but I could be fairly sure of missing the mother-in-law.
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To this day the words "FINE" and "WHATEVER" bring a shiver to my spine, and a boil to my blood. (due to the ex using them non-stop for about 3 years, till she decided it would be FINE to leave and go do WHATEVER)
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To this day the words "FINE" and "WHATEVER" bring a shiver to my spine,


Me too....cos whatever (no matter what) I did brought about a "FINE".....and it pissed me off so much cos it was fine for her to do whatever I got her obligatory "WHATEVER" for.

Was worse for a mate of mine....his ex was a traffic cop, and 'FINE' took on a whole new meaning, well maritally speaking. It was the way she could control his beer money and...er, bedroom activities (or should that be lack thereof, on both counts).
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I've lived thru Texas(gateway to hell),tornadoes,car crashes,heart attacks,bar fights,had guns drawn on me,etc...So I aint afraid of no dang woman...leastways while I'm awake...  
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I've lived thru Texas(gateway to hell),tornadoes,car crashes,heart attacks,bar fights,had guns drawn on me


Well that all sounds about normal ... for Texas      
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F - F***ED UP
I - INSECURE
N - NEUROTIC
E - EMOTIONAL
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Tigerlady.. i see you have see "The Italian Job" Love that movie.
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Actually I saw that in a book I'm currently reading
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I aint afraid of no dang woman


yeah, me neither...(quickly hits Post Reply and closes gets out of forum)...welcome home dear.
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I aint afraid of no dang woman...leastways while I'm awake...


Or she's not awake...
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.leastways while I'm awake.


So, IR....you sayin' that yer wouldn' sleep wiv one, then?
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F - F***ED UP
I - INSECURE
N - NEUROTIC
E - EMOTIONAL


Also mentioned in Aerosmith's song F.I.N.E. on the album Pump
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So, IR....you sayin' that yer wouldn' sleep wiv one, then?


aaaarrrrrr...me sleeps with me one eye open...  
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Problem is; whenever you get #3 and you ask what's wrong you usually get a #5. If you pursue that you get #10. ("You'd know if you really cared."). You're then standing there, stomped, trying to figure out what the hell you've done. Or at least what she thinks you've done. It's them a matter of going though the usual checklist until you get a response.
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So I aint afraid of no dang woman...leastways while I'm awake...


2 words......Lorena Bobbitt
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aaaarrrrrr...me sleeps with me one eye open..


Well you need to these days, dontcha....what with STD's like 'where's my wallet' and 'why am I always so broke' '....then of course there's always the Lorena Bobbit wannabes and the mother-in-law from hell who'd happily do the same with her bare hands for getting her precious daughter 'that' way.

I remember this nasty woman telling me once: "If I was your mother-in-law, I'd make you a nice dinner then put rat poison in it!!!!!"

And I Said: "If you were my mother-in-law, lady, I'd eat it!"

....nasty woman, nasty woman....