Why I will not have anal sex with my girlfriend...

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Okay I am sorry to inform everyone that has posted on this article and or read it.... but the only that seems to have gotten the joke was my gf.... you ppl need to think about it... I made a fucking list of names for the asshole... jesus fucking christ ppl this was not a serious fucking article about anal sex for the love of mary cant you ppl see that?

And it is with that, that I take it down and replace it.... you ppl need to get with the programe... and wake up and smell the jokes.... shit humor is funny to me... to you guys its like you missed the joke completely....

argh!
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

that's why we have condoms...


 


oh, and don't forget lots of lube too... there are a lot of nerve endings in the anus... I think she might like it

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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Another good reason ..she doesnt want it !!!!

If you guys all think it is so great ..how about i get a 12 inch strap on and you bend over

Jess
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

If you guys all think it is so great ..how about i get a 12 inch strap on and you bend over


My sentiments exactly.  Just what is it about anal sex that turns dudes on so much? 

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Jesus Fucking Christ... I wasnt asking for advice on how to go anal with her man damn it... we have both agreed no anal.. oi vie!

adios
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm Dharma ... I'm not sure deep homosexual tendencies?

Jess
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
f you guys all think it is so great ..how about i get a 12 inch strap on and you bend over

Jess


Well I suppose if I had a 12 in. dick that might be comparable. But actually anal stimulation might be more pleasant for males since it could stimulate their prostates. I was told though, just as Imajinit pointed out that there are a ton of nerve endings in everyones ass that might make the experience pleasureable. And a bunch of negative associations with the anus doesn't make good reasons not to have anal sex. I mean, if she doesn't want to, or you don't want to then don't do it. But think of all the negativity associated with the vagina, but I don't many of us are about to swear off of vaginal intercourse are we?

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Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes there are nerve endings ..but given the choice i would prefer my clit stimulated than something big entering what is designed for exit only ..but i guess that's just me

It is easy to say it will feel good ..when you aren't the one having something shoved up ya arse

Jess
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Gothic - Take another look at my post. I never said it WILL feel good, I said it MIGHT...a key difference. We all have a unique set of preferences and I'm trying to leave the possibility open that women may actually enjoy this. And I might even be as bold to say it may feel good to "having something shoved up (my) arse." But whether I am comfortable with someone doing this is a completely other question.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Suspeck its a joke dude its not a serious article on fucking someone in the ass... damn it you ppl Gothic is the only one that got it
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well even if it was a joke forgive me for trying to add some actual insight to your post...geeze, settle down homey, I wasn't trying to step on your toes, or your 12in. penis.

Love,
The Suspeckt