Introducing KittyHo, My Matron Of The Diaries

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There's another site I had my own online diary and it worked well so I introduce her to JoeUser. She's the perfect companion, someone to tell secrets to, and someone to freely speak to about my personal life. Mostly, she's trustworthy; more so than many of your own women are. No judging, no lies, no bullshit....just a sympathetic ear.
So........

Wednesday, May 5, 2004
Dear KittyHo,

Last night was great as I ate the only thing I could order from the high class menu. Freaking lasagna! Ha. The expensive stuff. Why do nice restaurants have slim pickings and high prices? Whatever. The Leafs' lost last night ending a buddy's tradition of the ultimate Leafs' parties! Truly energized game watching over there. But now it's done. However, MY team, the Calgary Flames, have made it into the final 4. !!!!!!! My favorite team ever has made it to the final 4. !!!!!! Talk about a team with heart.
We may simply relax tonight with a movie to watch with the boys. Something funny and entertaining. Any suggestions KittyHo? Not likely. You don't do anything but let me vent. That's why I like you. We saw Pirates of the Carribean the other night. Not very good but not so bad either. I guess you could call it a 4 out of 10. A buddy was in town and we played the usual round of pool. We both played well but I played better. Heh heh heh. Sorry buddy. It was good to see him again since my fiasco visit a few months ago. Trip from Hell, by Stephen King it was. Lol. If I'm lucky maybe I'll make it for one of the games there. What if they go into the finals? I'd go nuts! Crazy! Insane! Wow. I gotta change my shorts now...:) More later Kits. Friday May 7, 2004 Dear KittyHo, Last night was my final floor hockey night til September. Shitty. Me flying around in my Flames jersey...ahh....a sight to behold. Tripping over my own stick, passing to the wrong team....a lovely sight. Man I can't wait until game 1 Sunday. Sucks at work right now. I'm working on in-slab heating and it's not very fun to draw. I have to use some creativity a.k.a. boring. Ugh. The beers last night don't feel too good right now. The pizza didn't help either. We went to a (dump) place called Sparky's of all places. Let me say it's wasn't take-our OR Delicio. It was microwaveable. In my humble opinion. Man I have such a crazy fetish I can't stand it. I like to suck my wife's toes. While she's wearing nylons....or lycra....or spandex....or pantyhose....Gosh Kits. I can't believe I told you that here, full of strangers. Oh well. They were bound to find out, somehow, I suppose, although I don't see how they would have, unless I told them....which I did....shit. Gotta get to work madame. More later Kits.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ah I see where the obsession with thigh highs come from Hope you enjoy my latest post.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
you dirty devil you! I'm glad to see you here Lena. It's about time! And let me say oh yes oh yes I DID enjoy your latest post!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Monday May 10, 2004

Dear KittyHo,
Yesterday we went to Plum Gardens for some Mother's Day Chinese Chow. Very good. I had to miss the overtime goal because of it. But no matter. Every goal I'd call buddy in Calgary and scream "yahoo!". Not much else conversation than that. And now it looks like my wife is preggo again. That's good and I look forward to it God willing. Not too busy at work at present. It'll pick up tomorrow for sure. Not much else to say KittyHo, so I may cut this short. I have to liven up my life to make it sound more interesting at least. But then, who the hell am I trying to impress? Lmao. More later Kits.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tuesday May 11, 2004

Dear KittyHo,
Well the time is nearly here. Zero hour is 5 1/2 hours away. Of course you know what I'm talking about. I can't wait and I hope the best team wins. Lmao. I'm torn this weekend because I'm supposed to help someone pack their shit for moving but it's the same time as the game. I look like the bad guy for ditching out but hell it's the biggest game of the season bigtime and I ain't missing a second. Like I said, I look like the bad guy. I rented my little guy a PS2 game, bugs bunny looney tune game whatever. He likes them and he's pretty good at them. And he doesn't spend a lot of time playing it so that's nice, no drones being fine-tuned before they move on out into society, on their own. Not too busy at work right now, but there's nothing new to post. One thing: my buddy and I have been given the green light from the bank to borrow up to $87,500 for another revenue property. We already have 2 and are looking for a 3rd. Anyways not much more new. More later Kits.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wednesday May 12, 2004

Dear KittyHo,
Dear me Kits some people are rather touchy about certain issues I have to wonder if they have some sort of bias going on that changes their thinking for their own best way. Some things mean a lot more than others only in relation to their own lives. I think maybe I ought to ease up on the reality and just not care about anyone or anything, all the while pretending I care about everyone and everything. But I can't do that like others can. I may sound idealistic but I can kind of hear the cries of the innocents demanding to be heard. Sure it sounds stupid but it's kind of true. It bothers me a lot when I think about what is happening to the world. Maybe I need to sit back and forget it all. Just play with my loving little kids, ignorant to the true woes of the society we all have to live in. I need some anti-depressants Kits. Got a line on any for me? Lol. No. I don't need that conforming inducing bullshit. Not me. I know it's a load of shit that people need to be controlled by a fucking drug of all things. Guns and the threat of murder and rape sure, but drugs? Like all the kids getting ritalin. An army of experimental kids being controlled for their parent's sake. Whatever. No. I need more something, but I don't know exactly what that something is. Sex? Perhaps. Blow jobs most definitely, but that's getting too personal. Lol. As if Kits, that you don't know all about me, the freak behind the username mikimouse, the bane of the right, the scourge of the schemie, the sickest motherfucker of them all. Boy Kits. All I was gonna say was that I like vanilla. That's all. Vanilla. But then I hear the cost of it is going up. That's war. More later for ya Kits.
mousie
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thursday May 13, 2004
Dear KittyHo,

Well tonight is the night to end all nights. If my team wins at home tonight it's the Stanley Cup Finals for sure....flashback to 1989! I feel asleep yesterday at 8:45pm. The kids wore me right out I guess. I wish I could say my wife wore me out but no go on that one. Man I can't believe I'm so happily married for 8 YEARS!! It looks like she's preggo for sure and I'm exited. I'll name my newest son AbuGrahib. Lol. Kidding Kits, kidding. I have no work right now and am so fucking bored I could eat spam. I should buy my wife some more lingerie. I'm all over the board here. Maybe I'll paint my car red and yellow, in solidarity with the Flames. But I'd look like a goof, more so anyways. I've been wearing my jersey for 4 day straight now, cleaned of course. Lie. If I don't wear it, my team'll lose, and I can't allow that. So I'll continue looking like a Flames bandwagon jumper (i've been accused of that! lmao!) and I'll tell others who say so to go fuck themselves since I've been #1 with them for over 20 years. Fucking 'a' man. Fucking "A"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More later KittyHo. I love you. xx oo
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow, Todd, that's pretty sick how obsessed with her you are!!!!!!!

"I love you" ???????????? haha, you crack me up, in a weird kind of way. :


Sarah
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I give my love to whoever and whatever listens to me without interupting. lol. Oh hey I love you too sarah!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tuesday May 18, 2004
Dear KittyHo,
So what's new you ask? Well, the Flames are looking to be on the way to the Stanley Cup. Man what a treat that would be since they've been my team since day 1. I've been wearing my jersey every day for Christ's sake! Sadly, it looks as though my wife may have had a miscarriage. We'll find out tomorrow. It's kind of a blow because we were looking forward to this new baby a lot. So were our boys. But we'll find out tomorrow. It's put a dark cloud over the house and that really sucks bigtime. I'm starting to feel like shit now so I'll go. More later Kits.