The Saga of the Twisted Sister

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I be startin this 'ere new adventure story of the Twisted Sister, she is a stout ship and tru' to tha wind. Last she sailed we foun' ourselfs stuck in the dreadin Triangle sailin' circles 'round ourselves due to a spaghetti incident an tha chart. We were makin' for the legendary  Stardock an all the riches and grandeur that abounds thar. Capt'n starkers did us proud to escape the Triangle and set us once agin to fair winds....
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Aye 'n' the Cap'n's one t'follow f'sure, thru all kinds of weather 'n' many an adventure. Only a Tasmanian'll come up w'the courses taken by th' Twisted Sister...
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
aaarrggghh seldom, the Capt'n be a good un fer sher if'n he can ev'r be torn away from his missus an the cabin antics
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Arr...is it a press-gang we'll be needin' t' round up another crew?!
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
the Capt'n be a good un fer sher if'n he can ev'r be torn away from his missus an the cabin antics


Aye, that be a problem....but 'opefully I'll find them thar handcuff keys n' 'scape 'er wikkid 'n debauched ways yet. Last night she whar tickin' I 'cross me nekkid bum wiv an orstrich feaver n' I near peed meself frum all tha larfin'.

Only a Tasmanian'll come up w'the courses taken by th' Twisted Sister...


I be a Queenslander now....shan't make any dff'rence, tho, us'll still make it ta Stardock in time fer tha Xmas party, if'n tha Doc can stay sober long enuff ta chart us a course that'll not 'ave tha 'elmsman suff'rin' frum vertigo.

tha missus n' I 'll be unpackin' n' settlin' in fer a week or so yet, but I'll try ta git meself on deck at least once a day ta see 'ow ye all be doin'
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Oi' be thinkin' they all be hiding down in the bilge hehe (evil cackle)

But oi not be knowin' where mistress Jennifer be *innocent expression no 22*

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Oh no!! Here we go again.
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Last night she whar tickin' I 'cross me nekkid bum wiv an orstrich feaver n' I near peed meself frum all tha larfin'.


I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.

heres to ye Fuzzy an yer sherlack (misspelled on purpose, sehlat)

an Seldom, what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck...lmao
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Oh no!! Here we go again.


Yep!!!

I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.


Oh my, me too!!
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Oh no!! Here we go again.


Oh yes....tho it be more like 'still at it' than 'ere we be agin.

I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.


Me three.....make mine tea, white and a coupla valium instead o' sweeteners ta 'elp tha nighmare o' that thar sadistic treatment upon me person go away.





Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
an Seldom, what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck...lmao

Must be spillover from a political thread...

Great t' see th' Cap'n and Mrs. Cap'n back 'n' in charge agin! Aweigh Ho!
Now who's got th' grog, a dottle fer me meerschaum, 'n' a fat prize t' be pickin' o'er?!

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
that thar sadistic treatment upon me person


so Capt'n, would it 'ave been sadistic if'n she 'ad been usin' a diff'rent type of feather

Must be spillover from a political thread...


Now who's got th' grog, a dottle fer me meerschaum, 'n' a fat prize t' be pickin' o'er?!

...to Stardock me mateys
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
must be spillover from a political thread..


Now wot thread would that be...tha one whar thar be menshun of Stardock technology wot picks yer brains fer impure political thoughts?

so Capt'n, would it 'ave been sadistic if'n she 'ad been usin' a diff'rent type of feather


Yep, fer shure....she took sadism lessons frum tha Marquis de Sade's book "Torturin' Thy Spouse". I be waitin' fer tha (much smaller) budgie feathers ta come out next, so's her can drag out tha torture even longer.
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck.


...On yonder pond, that thar duck be swimmin' in circles
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Arrr, spouses - that's what there be shackles for arrrr....

That be where t'owd sayin' t'ball an' chain be commin' from...

Tip t'ball to Davy Jones an' she'll be a followin' sure enough   

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)




Hey fozzybear(troy) you better be watchin that the cat- o -nine tails dont slip and get you lol
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
aye me matie, we females be expert shots!! Arggggg!! hehe
Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)


Me ducks, too....finking me wouldn' wanna be in Fuzzy's shoes right now.

He must'nt 'ave 'eard o' tha sayin' "hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn", temptin' fate like that thar.

aye me matie, we females be expert shots!!


'n don' I know it....still 'aves tha precision lash marks 'cross me rear ta prove it. Juss gotta make shure I keeps 'em comin'....tho I'll be shure ta avoid red flag words like wot Fuzzy used. Me loves a good whippin'/spankin'....but I places more value on me hide than ta tell mrs starkers she be like a ball n' chain.

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
That be where t'owd sayin' t'ball an' chain




Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy...good luck


He's gunna need it....tha cat o' nine 'ave bin soaked in brine....Cindi's on tha warpath n' tha missus be doin' push ups ta bulk up tha muscles in 'er whippin' arm.