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Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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Reply #926 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Quick ...get below an' grab the flamin' rum afore he gits wind o' what we're up to...


yere gonna hav' to be quicker than that matey if'n ye be gonna outdo tha Doc', 'e 'ad all the rum jest as soon as 'e 'eard tha Capt'n say NEWS
Reply #927 from JoeUser Forums Top
So now doc what be me prize fer bein ta only one not seein it like? a nother barrel o rum hmmm now that be soundin good!


Aye, {hic}. Me tinks I can spare one fer ye. {hic}
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #928 from JoeUser Forums Top
Quick ...get below an' grab the flamin' rum afore he gits wind o' what we're up to...


Ere now! Ta Captn may be on a bit of a high ate us, but I still be in charge o'ta rum!

Ok, break op'n nother cask fer ta crew!
Reply #929 from WinCustomize Forums Top

  be movin' to me new land lubbers residence on Jan 24

May tha wind be at yer back...

...an pointed away from us....

Reply #930 from JoeUser Forums Top
..an pointed away from us....


cheeky! aye but ye be correct - ta capt'n been makin right smellies lately! aaarh

good luck witht he move - I hope it all goes well and problem free.
Reply #931 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aye! I see tat Mistress Jenny has taken that hi colonic and cleared the blockage! Tat be good!
Reply #932 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aye! I see tat Mistress Jenny has taken that hi colonic and cleared the blockage! Tat be good!


aye it twas very bad at one point!! But still havin to log in for each thread tis a bit weird lik!1
Reply #933 from JoeUser Forums Top
hmm seems to be fixed now and flowing again.

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Reply #934 from WinCustomize Forums Top
hmm seems to be fixed now and flowing again.


'ere now, ye best be gettin' back on tha ship Mistress Jenny and Doc, 'afore I hav' one of them thar senile moments and sails orf witout ye mates
Reply #935 from JoeUser Forums Top
SmileyCentral.com

*quickly pops some anti senile in her mouth!*

aye I caint be leavin me shipmates!
Reply #936 from WinCustomize Forums Top
*quickly pops some anti senile in her mouth!*


ye best be givin' two fer tha Doc, I 'eard 'im lastnite a singin' like he wuz Judy Garland an wuz o'er the Rainbow
Reply #937 from JoeUser Forums Top
Somewhar, o'er ta rainbow, Rum flow free
And that be whar me wants to be!
Reply #938 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Quick ...get below an' grab the flamin' rum afore he gits wind o' what we're up to...


Too late, I knows already....like I needed any more 'WIND', but Gorg come n' told I that ye wos all thar gittin' stuck inta tha rum. So much so, 'e says, ye juss wasn't sailin' round in circles, but much, much worse....'e said ye be goin' 'round n' round in figger o' eights cos ye be so drunk.

I bin packin' fer near 24 hours straight....oh me poor achin' back! I needed a break so I thort I'd come check up on 'ow ye all be doin'. Don't seem like much 'ave changed ....n' that thar be a good fing cos I were wurried that thar you know who might've 'ad ye scuttled in me absence.

...an pointed away from us....


Not ta wurry, Fuzzy! Ye've 'eard o' bottled water, 'aven't ye? Well thar be a few bottles o' me own 'brew' layin' 'bout decks so's nobody gits ta missin' I too much.

Oh, and thanks to all fer their best wishes regarding our move. All is going ahead according to plan, 'cept it's costing us around AU$2500 more than expected....

The movers charged $900 for a very similar move a couple of years ago....this time it's gonna cost $2500. And thanks to the Oz gov't adding new taxes/increasing old ones on airfares - a departure tax, fuel surcharges, credit card surcharges and GST - travel costs have more than doubled since I last flew between Tasmania & Queensland 18 months ago.

Put bluntly, not only is the gov't ripping us off with new and increased taxes, the movers are and using higher fuel prices (when they've actually come down) as an excuse to rip us off as well....wages, costs and fuel prices just haven't increased by 160% since our last move with them, so they're just profiteering. Trouble is, that was the cheapest quote and we can't escape it cos all the movers are doing it....most to an even greater extent.

Oh well, it's a done deal and we're on our way in six days now, so I had best get some rest before getting my nose back to the grindstone....be seein' ya'll shortly.
Reply #939 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Bloody buracrats...dey give piratin' a bad name if'n ye ask me
Reply #940 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bloody buracrats...dey give piratin' a bad name if'n ye ask me


Arrgg! Ey now! Dont be insultin we Pyerites wit dem burrowcrats!
Reply #941 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Arrgg! Ey now! Dont be insultin we Pyerites wit dem burrowcrats!


'ere now, ye know whut I be sayin', dey steal from the good Capt'n an gets away wit it instead of a 'angin' like we be gettin' if'n we took frum tha Guvner
Reply #942 from JoeUser Forums Top
ere now, ye know whut I be sayin', dey steal from the good Capt'n an gets away wit it instead of a 'angin' like we be gettin' if'n we took frum tha Guvne


aye ta biggest pirate o all be ta tax man! aaarrggh now der be a man what be needin ta hang like!

Hangin' Around
Reply #943 from WinCustomize Forums Top
me be thinkin' it might be a good time to send Pecky out on patrol and see if'n he can spot any land yet, we be'in a headin' west and shuld be gettin' near land soon
Reply #944 from JoeUser Forums Top
shuld be gettin' near land soon


land? what's that? ow long as it been since we put in to port? we be needin supplies an all! do you think the triangle has a supermarket floatin round in it? lets ope so or we be gettin mighty ungry soon!
Reply #945 from JoeUser Forums Top
you think the triangle has a supermarket floatin round in it?


Arrggg, let us just capture a cruise ship! I ere they be stocked with food and rum!
Reply #946 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrggg, let us just capture a cruise ship! I ere they be stocked with food and rum!


aargh but wot bout ta bleedin passengers! be settin im out on ta long boats?

Reply #947 from JoeUser Forums Top
aargh but wot bout ta bleedin passengers! be settin im out on ta long boats?


Let ta frogs ha dem!
Reply #948 from JoeUser Forums Top
Let ta frogs ha dem!


we bes be lettin who ever is in ta crows nest ta be on ta look out then! who is up ther? aarrgg
Reply #949 from WinCustomize Forums Top


we bes be lettin who ever is in ta crows nest ta be on ta look out then! who is up ther? aarrgg


me wuz thinkin' seldomseen wuz up thar in the crows nest
Reply #950 from JoeUser Forums Top
me wuz thinkin' seldomseen wuz up thar in the crows nest


then e mus be sleepin on ta job then! e been very quiet this la few days!

ahoy me matey Seldom ahoy! wake up ye sleepin scurvy dog! ye bes be on ta look out now in ta nest fer a cruise ship!

ahoy seldom -- wake up!

Morning