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Reply #976 Top
I be give up on helpin' ye Doc


Ye be given up on hepin me finish off tis latest keg?  
Reply #977 Top
Ye be given up on hepin me finish off tis latest keg?


NO you ol' senile terror of da high seas...I give up an tryin' to rehabilate ya, ya worrisome old koot
Reply #981 Top
  
The ship be out ta cursed tri-angle!
Reply #983 Top
now accordin' to a pointy eared individual who we be not a callin' 'is name
says that tha record be 12,000 by the name of Capt'n Spanky...I be sayin' Capt'n Spanky
'ad best be steppin' aside afore the good Mistress Jenny put a lash to 'is backside
Reply #984 Top
The ship be out ta cursed tri-angle!


bloody nora tis about time first mate guy!


Confetti

Holy Cow
Reply #985 Top
now accordin' to a pointy eared individual who we be not a callin' 'is name
says that tha record be 12,000 by the name of Capt'n Spanky...I be sayin' Capt'n Spanky
'ad best be steppin' aside afore the good Mistress Jenny put a lash to 'is backside


Aye, he can say anyting! But whar's the proof? me thinks that be a red herring to keep us sailin in ta try angle!
Reply #986 Top
Aye, he can say anyting! But whar's the proof? me thinks that be a red herring to keep us sailin in ta try angle!


Doc, no matter 'ow nuch ye intake it not be scramblin ye brains I see
Reply #987 Top
Doc, no matter 'ow nuch ye intake it not be scramblin ye brains I see


nah ta rum be feedin es brain like rocket fuel!! Es brains are not scrambleable! ows that fer a word scramblaeble aaarrgghh

Eggs

Brain Jump
Reply #988 Top
I be 'ere fer a quick visit wiv 'e....ta say 'ello n' ta tell 'e 'ow things be doin' wiv our movin' bisniss....

Well us've juss about got dun wiv da packin' n' cleanin' up after ourselves, so thar juss be tomorra ta finalise tha remainin' details n' all be nicely under control. It be full steam ahead n' us flies out o' Tasmanier fer Queensland 9.55am on Wednesday mornin' (Oz time)

Any'ow, I see's ye 'ave bin bisy in me absence and that be good ta see....I be glad ta know nuffin much 'ave changed, 'cept fer the 'scape out o that thar Bermuder Triangle.

Now that thar be a bloomin miracle....seein' as 'ow tha Doc still be too pickled ta navigate, n' tha Vicar 'ad e's nose in tha Bible fer so long that 'e thort partin' tha waters like Moses dun would set tha Twisted Sister free.

Well me 'earties, I'll 'ave ter be orf agin cos har be a bit more booty I 'aves ta pack, so I'll git to it n' be seein' ye all agin real soon.
Reply #989 Top
It be full steam ahead n' us flies out o' Tasmanier fer Queensland 9.55am on Wednesday mornin' (Oz time


Have a goodun me matey and ye best be sayin' 'ello ta Mrs. Starkers or ye be findin' yeself at the short end of da whip an Mistress Jenny's ire
Reply #990 Top
n' tha Vicar 'ad e's nose in tha Bible fer so long that 'e thort partin' tha waters like Moses dun would set tha Twisted Sister free.


aye twas a miracle o sorts we be gettin outta Traingle alive like!! ray fer Tawoods and Doc!!

You guys have a safe journey and a good move.

Reply #991 Top

aye twas a miracle o sorts we be gettin outta Traingle alive like!! ray fer Tawoods and Doc!!


It twir the fear of ye vengence that 'elped us find a way thru the fog
Reply #992 Top
It twir the fear of ye vengence that 'elped us find a way thru the fog


oo twere not tha bad vicar!!! now though ye bes be prayin fer tha ther giant squib orf star board!! e lookin like e be tryin ta eat us an all! aaarrgghh


aaarrgg aarrgg i jus be pullin ye leg like! we startin to soun like 80 leagues unner ta sea!!
Reply #993 Top
It be full steam ahead n' us flies out o' Tasmanier fer Queensland 9.55am on Wednesday mornin' (Oz time


Need a {hic} navigator? {hic}
Reply #995 Top
To Stardock


oh yea to Stardock!!
Reply #997 Top
Need a {hic} navigator? {hic}


we bes be keepin ye on ta waters Doc - I don be thinkin ye be too goo d in ta air!! They run outta sick bags too quick like!!

Reply #998 Top
Need a {hic} navigator? {hic}


Us do be needin' need un...an' so long as ye baint be doin' them thar squiggy fings on tha map so us be goin' 'round n' 'round in ne'er endin' figger o' eights, ye 'aves tha job.....

Juss git ta 'avin' yer spaghetti afore ye starts ta plottin' tha course....ye 'members wot 'appened last time ye spilt it all o'er tha direcshuns ye give tha poor 'elmsman. I 'ears 'e still be complainin' 'bout bein' dizzy.
Reply #999 Top
Juss git ta 'avin' yer spaghetti afore ye starts ta plottin' tha course..


thar be not a good idea capt - ye bes be avin lots sick bags about!! First Mate Guy be better on ta water than on land - I dreads tothink what he be like in ta air! aaarrgghh Swimming

Flying

oy Doc wots ye thinkin - can ye be flyin okay?
Reply #1000 Top
Juss git ta 'avin' yer spaghetti afore ye starts ta plottin' tha course..


Aye Aye Captn! Me doctor mad eme give up spaghetti. So no problem. Now I gots Ramen noodles!