Thought of the day

PENSEE DU JOUR :

De nos jours 99.9% des hommes ne veulent pas se marier car il n''est
pas nécessaire d''investir dans une poissonnerie pour 20g de moule..


Mais... (Réponse féminine)

-De nos jours 80 % des femmes sont contre le mariage. Elles ont
enfin compris que pour 200 grammes de saucisse, il était inutile
d''acheter le porc tout entier...

***TRANSLATION***

Nowadays, 99.9% of the male population is against marriage because it is not necessary to invest in a fishery for 20g of mussel.

But (women's answer)

Nowadays, 80% of the female population is against marriage because they have finally understood that for 200g of sausage they didnt have to buy the whole pig....

:p
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I actually did at this one!
Reply #4 Top
Mason and Geezer, glad this made you laugh

Shovel, yeah WHY get a man when we can get batteries??? (jkn, i love you guys!!!)
Reply #5 Top
I can only wish for a 200 gram sausage
Reply #6 Top
I can only wish for a 200 gram sausage

, but i wont wish for a 20g mussel, thank you!
Reply #7 Top
WHY get a man when we can get batteries???


...I loved this. Batteries are so much easier to replace...and they don't answer you back! *Hides from the boys*
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Batteries are so much easier to replace...and they don't answer you back! *Hides from the boys*

*high five with Sally, then hide from the boyz as well*
Reply #9 Top
I have heard this one before, but it sure reads better in French than it does in English!
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I have heard this one before, but it sure reads better in French than it does in English!

It does!!! Haha!