what two things can you never eat for breakfast? [spoiler]lunch and dinner[/spoiler] :)
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-09-29 i hit random because the light-speed bowling ball pun was over my head like several of these can be. next time i will plug one of my ears and tilt it so i can catch it.
reminds me of the person that was peeing in the ocean while their spouse was drowning. when asked why they weren't helping, their response was "i am; every little bit helps!"
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8[/video]
A three-legged dog walked into a bar; he was looking for the man that shot his paw. here is on from a Dad Joke App: how did the Hipster drown? He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool. this is simply good advice: always yell Fire! Fire! if you get stuck in an outhouse because noone's coming to help if all you're yelling is "#$%@!". <img src="https://cdn.stardock.us/forums/66/12/6612725/b3f66070-9bdf-4