BROHEIMICUS

I quit. The only thing that could top that would be a response from a dev, which probably isn't happening. Bravo.

I can't even stay in character for this

Like holy shit dude read that whole thing out loud to yourself and just sit there for a moment and let it sink in

I literally can't stop laughing

[quote who="ZehDon" reply="21" id="2861417"]Oh boy, this is like a second Christmas! Do you guys ever feel guilty about all the people who spent their hard earned money to buy the respective terrible games you helped make and hype? I imagine the guilt isn't quite at the level of war criminals, but it's definitely more than say people who commit petty crimes. Does it keep you up at night? How do you manage it? I imagine you probably lie to yourselves a lot. Based on yo

[quote who="Cruxador" reply="18" id="2861408"]Yo bro I'm happy for you having your opinion and all, but all of us here like Elemental just fine and know that Brad and Jon are human and we see Brad doing his damnedest to make Elemental a better game. With this knowledge, it's quite clear that you couldn't possibly be attempting to accomplish something real here, and thus must merely be trolling. Therefore I've reported you, and while I generally loathe the stifling of discussion, I will n

[quote who="EmersonPF" reply="17" id="2861398"]Reduced 85%Original 700 x 400[/quote] I agree. I apologize for responding to so many blatant trolls. I'll get things back on track. Brad, was it you who wrote all those journals about how elemental was boring broken garbage? If so it was cool that you were so honest. If only Jon was as well! But then welp out came Elemental and ya'll actually charged people money for it. Was that just a mistake? Did you guys release by accident an

It's certainly a "pity" that you can't form a coherent idea with the words you type! I'll reserve my feelings of getting owned by your sheer wit until after you type that post up in such a way that a person other than the one that exists in your head can understand it.

Such a meaningless hobby to care about too! The prices charged, the hours invested. Who would care about these things? I'll tell you: the mad, the deranged, the radical maligned and unsavory internet creeps, surely posting from their mothers' basements. Only such people do things like "form negative opinions" and then "convey them to others through the medium of the electronic word." Perhaps even with a tinge of vitriol, their words inflected with dreaded emotion in a cold logical rational un

Oh dear! It seems I have wandered into the cuddle forum. It appears we don't hold people accountable for being literal sleaze here. Can you gentlemen point me to the appropriate forum? I seem to be a bit lost!

[quote who="scratchthepitch" reply="7" id="2861373"] Quoting BROHEIMICUS, reply 5 Quoting LightofAbraxas, reply 3ATTN: Myself. You have wasted one minute of your life reading this post. I am truly sorry you feel that way! However, please note that this is a thread to bring things to the ATTN of Brad and Jon. Perhaps there's a more personal space within which you can bring things to the ATTN of yourself? I recommend a diary. Brad, does it feel good wor

How often would you guys say you have actively lied in the service of your respective bad games? Did it get easier every time you did it until it was stranger to actually tell the truth, or did each time send signals flying in your brain meats? Is it deceitful to keep stringing people along with the hope that each of your respective bad game may one day resemble a product that wasn't put out to troll your fans? I feel that in our sin cursed earth it's okay to bend the truth a little. If they

[quote who="LightofAbraxas" reply="3" id="2861364"]ATTN: Myself. You have wasted one minute of your life reading this post.[/quote] I am truly sorry you feel that way! However, please note that this is a thread to bring things to the ATTN of Brad and Jon. Perhaps there's a more personal space within which you can bring things to the ATTN of yourself? I recommend a diary. Brad, does it feel good working somewhere where you can make a self admittedly terrible pro

[quote who="Glowing_Ember" reply="1" id="2861362"]do we really need this drama ? sigh.[/quote] What drama? This a place, a magical place, a WONDERFUL place, where we can talk about our feelings and air out or grievances. Its good to bring things into the open like this. If you pent it up, it just comes out in other, unhealthier ways. Jon, do you ever feel bad that you're still working a cushy job while all those Firaxis dudes got fired? I mean, they're all back

Do you guys take comfort in each other? Like "you're a bad dev, I'm a bad dev, lets talk about our bad dev feelings together." I imagine Brad can talk about how he actually got people to pay for a game that literally wasn't finished while Jons can be all "at least no one really expected much from your game, I did my part to kill a series that has been beloved for over a decade." Then you two snuggle up and ironically watch a bad movie together to ease away the pain. How close to the mark am I

Do you guys ever feel guilty about all the people who spent their hard earned money to buy the respective terrible games you helped make and hype? I imagine the guilt isn't quite at the level of war criminals, but it's definitely more than say people who commit petty crimes. Does it keep you up at night? How do you manage it? I imagine you probably lie to yourselves a lot.