13757468_338390.jpg These Miao Style bridges can be seen in many places in Guizhou Province. They serve as places for people to gather around to communicate and entertain themselves rather than "ordinary bridges". [Photo Source: cnsphoto]
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Only an emperor¡®s daughter is fit to marry Lang Lang, the pianist¡®s father told the Western China Metropolis Daily Wednesday. ¡¡¡¡ ¡¡¡¡Lang Lang, one of the most prestigious young pianists in the world, acclaimed in major concert halls in the US, Europe and Asia, is seen as a role-model for his success by nearly every young piano player in China. ¡¡¡¡<BR
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first. "Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?
13747225_2006111609512986196900.jpg ¡¡¡¡Hu Jintao (C), general secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China and president of China, waves to people upon his arrival in Danang, Vietnam, Nov. 15, 2006. (Xinhua photo) ¡¡¡¡ ¡¡¡¡ 13747225_2006111609512999361200.jpg ¡¡¡¡Hu Jintao (C), general secretary of the Central Commi
13744794_2006111509423884402500.jpg ¡¡¡¡Delegates at the conclusion of the senior officials meeting of the Apec in Hanoi, Vietnam November 13, 2006. [Xinhua] ¡¡¡¡ ¡¡¡¡Nov.15 - China is seeking to work closely with members of the Asia-Pacific Economic Co-operation (APEC) to push forward liberalization of trade and investment and tackle security concern
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
¡¡¡¡Yao Ming of the Houston Rockets and Joe Johnson of the Atlanta Hawks were named the NBA top players for the week ending Nov. 12. ¡¡¡¡ 13742374_336765.jpg ¡¡¡¡Houston Rockets Yao Ming dunks against the Miami Heat in Miami, November 12, 2006. (Photo source: Reuters) ¡¡¡¡ ¡¡¡¡Yao, the 2.26m Chinese center, averaged 29 points on 55.7 percent s
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing
LOS ANGELES, Nov. 9 (Xinhua) -- California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger left for Mexico Thursday on a trade mission aimed at promoting cross-border economic development. The delegation, comprising more than 60 members of the agriculture, tourism and business communities, would seek ways to strengthen economic ties with California's top trading partner,
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny sur
13735303_336133.jpg ¡¡¡¡BEIJING, Nov. 9 (Xinhuanet) -- Microsoft Corp has struck a deal with Universal Music to pay Universal Music Group a fee for each new Zune digital music player it sells when the iPod rival launches next week, the companies said on Thursday. ¡¡¡¡ ¡¡¡¡Under the deal, Universal will receive a payment for every Zune player sold, in
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
13732590_2006110909273896313100.jpg Models present golden creations at a shopping mall in Hong Kong, south China, Nov. 8, 2006. Models displayed golden creations, vanity bags and adornments during a promotional event named House of Gold·House of Clothes on Wednesday in Hong Kong.
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
ISLAMABAD, Nov. 7 (Xinhua) -- The visiting U.S. Assistant Secretary of State Richard Boucher on Tuesday said the United States did not have any involvement in the attack on a religious school in Pakistan's tribal region. "The Pakistani government has said they carried out initiative to deal with serious threats from fighters who were in that location," Bo
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
11020307_1162857604716_1.jpg Chinese President Hu Jintao (R) meets with Nigerien President Mamadou Tandja at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, capital of China, Nov. 6, 2006. Mamadou Tandja attended the Beijing Summit of the Forum on China-Africa Cooperation (FOCAC) Nov. 4-5. (Xinhua Photo) ¡¡¡¡Photo Gallery >>> ¡¡¡¡ BEIJING, Nov. 6 (Xi
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's n
¡¡¡¡ 11020308_1162771211040_1.jpg 11020308_1162771211260_2.jpg Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein yells at the court as he receives his verdict during his trial held under tight security in Baghdad's heavily fortified Green Zone November 5, 2006. (Xinhua/Reuters Photo) ¡¡¡¡Photo Gallery >>> Bush hails Saddam Hussein
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands. Top Ten Things The Chinese Have Learned By Examining Our Spy Plane 10. American codes can
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years," says the man. "Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."<!-- Ju-Anchor-
Aid, trade package set to be announced 　China will announce a package of measures covering aid, investment, trade and social development for African countries during the weekend Beijing Summit of the Forum on China-Africa Co-operation (FOCAC). 　　Vice-Commerce Minister Wei Jianguo made the remarks yesterday at the closing ceremony of the Senior Off
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for every
11020310_1162429342336_1.jpg BEIJING, Nov. 2 -- Madonna said Tuesday that the father of the African boy she is trying to adopt refused her offer of financial assistance to help him keep his son. Some critics have said it would have been better for 13-month-old David Banda if Madonna had helped his impoverished father to care for him
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