Sugar High Elf

Reply to Wow. I got the job! in Misc JoeUser Forums

(shudder--ramen noodles) Congrats and a Merry (if early) Christmas to your family!!

Reply to Hey! How did YOU get in here?!?! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

So, my brother came to my school with his wife for her voice lesson. He called, we met up, and had a good time. At one point, he gave me his JU addy, and told me to check his articles out some time. I did, decided I wanted to post a response, and thus got a JU account myself. But then, I decided to keep my identity a secret for a while, so I went under the name Cordia. After about a month of blogging here... I finally let my big brother Myrrander

Reply to Calm Today in Misc JoeUser Forums

It's probably result of all the praying people have been doing for you (to various deities and powers). Now the question is... which deity helped? J/K... I'm glad you're feeling calmer today. Take a nice big breath, hold it, then let it go and enjoy the feeling of non-toothache. (think abou

Reply to What I Need in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

The name's sugar high elf.... all I do is sugar coated fantasy!! So here it goes: The world is actually a beautiful place full of bunnies and lolipops and once you get older, everything becomes incredibly easy. The good guys always win, the bad guy always dies the first time and the bad guys are easily distinguished from the good guys by their black hats and nasty (if creative looking) swords and daggars (or staffs if you like Lord o

Reply to What's Everyone's Real Name?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The name's Jessica, but most people call me Jess or Jai for short.

Reply to French fries......... in Humor JoeUser Forums

If olive oil comes from olives, and vegatable oil comes from vegatables, where does baby oil come from?

Reply to Theres no respect. No repect at all.... in Politics JoeUser Forums

I'm a Democrat from Arkansas and I make Bubba jokes.... feel better?

Reply to 10 Greatest Christmas Songs...* in Music JoeUser Forums

I think Michael Crawford's O Holy Night is soo much better, and what about Bing Crosby's White Christmas? It's a classic! The list is still pretty good though.

Reply to Bing Crosby: Wife Beater? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm afraid it is true... Bing also had a problem with alcohol and abused his wife and kids. Now, I hope I am wrong, but this is what my mom told me years ago when she read it in a magazine. If I'm wrong PLEASE tell me, because I really hope I am. but, I still don't have Christmas without Bing.. I just don't know how.

Reply to 7 Rules for Traveling in Travel JoeUser Forums

I, too, have had a red car stalker. But for me, it was 1:30 am, I was alone and driving on the intertstate trying to get home. I got a little freaked because they kept driving ahead of me, swerving all over the road, then coming back to where I was a motioning at me. There were three of them, and I'm pretty sure they were drunk. I got my cell phone ready to call the cops, along with their license plate number, when I got off on another road and the

Reply to Pleasant Surprises in Misc JoeUser Forums

Doncha love people who know which simple little things can make you happy? You betcha Wonder if I should change my title? Nah, it just makes su

Reply to Pleasant Surprises in Misc JoeUser Forums

My roomate gave me a button yesterday that said, "Not All Who Wander Are Lost -- JRR Tolkien" Which was really cool since I love that quote (I even have it on a t-shirt) and because it was a complete surprise. I'm with dharma, I thought you were preggers too.....

Reply to The zen of knitting in Misc JoeUser Forums

I crochet... my specialty is the Harry Potter scarf... people love those. Plus, I find that a hand-made scarf or blanket mean more to people than a random, store bought gift.

Reply to Don't Get Your Panties in a Wad in Misc JoeUser Forums

hehehe... I know a Southern Baptist University that has TWIRP week. I guess someone should tell them that's why they have the saying, "Maried by April or Gay by May."

Reply to You don't know me. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

This took guts Dharma... I applaud you.

Reply to The Swan:Should be called The Clone in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Barbie Dolls? More like porn stars. One woman said, "I want to be a double D at least." At LEAST? Those knockers are HUGE!! (forgive the language) I've had several friends who are DD and they want less. Then, they took this woman, fixed her teeth (which she needed, they were rotten), gave her the boobs, and then, I'm not sure how they stole Dolly Parton's wig... but this chick looked like she'd be listening to bad music with the cameras rolling.

Reply to You Aren't You, But I Am Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

SHE: For some reason I had you pictured as a blonde Blonde? To I come across that ditzy? Is it because I can't spell? And thanks for the technical help... I spend so much time on computers, yet know so little.

Reply to I'm Pro-Bare Breasts in Public in Misc JoeUser Forums

I didn't..is Piper the cat, or am I thinking of the wrong show? I think you must be. It's a WB show with re-runs on TNT... three sisters are witches known as the Charmed ones... i just thought about it when I read the article.

Reply to You Aren't You, But I Am Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yay! It worked. Now, this is me in Riva del Garda, Italy. My mom wanted a picture of me in Italy in the shirt she bought me for my birthday. So, since the shirt is of a little man standing on his head saying "Shift Perspective" I thought a meditation pose was called for.

Reply to You Aren't You, But I Am Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'd love to see a photo of you . . . I can tell you how. First you need to post it on the web. village photos is a good free one. When it loads your photo, it will give you a url. Cut and paste it into the "image" option on the JU comments. Oooh, thanks. I hope this works. Now, can you tell me how to

Reply to You Aren't You, But I Am Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

First off... I'm sorry I lied about my name when I came here... but I didn't want Myrr to know I was his little sis for a while.. Other than that... I've been honest about who I am... and I'm also Johnny Cash's third cousin. His dad and my great-granddad were brothers. So, nice to see you again Johnny! We thought you were dead. I'd sitck in a pic of me from my computer... but I'm not sure how

Reply to I'm Pro-Bare Breasts in Public in Misc JoeUser Forums

One guy told me that his cousin was expecting. While talking to his cousin's husband, he said, "She'll be breast feeding, I assume." The husband's response? "No, she won't. Those are my breasts, and I don't want to share." His breasts? They're only his if he gives birth too. Sounds like he was more of a baby than the soon-to-be infant. The breast has been so overly sexualized that people forget it has a very real function. I'

Reply to What does your name mean? in Misc JoeUser Forums

How am I joyous and Cranky at the same time? The Insane part is right though....

Reply to What does your name mean? in Misc JoeUser Forums

J Joyous E Exciting S Shaggy S Slippery I Insane C Cranky A Altruistic Name / Username: Name Acronym Generator From Go-Quiz.com

Reply to No, I DON'T want the store's credit card, and QUIT ASKING in Consumer Issues JoeUser Forums

At some chains, you are required to ask, and even have a quota to fill. I had one friend who did not meet her quota of credit card applications, so a bunch of us went shopping and got cards from her. They may have pestered you so much because they could get fired otherwise. I had to suggest sales at a family resteraunt and store. I was a cashier and I had to pester these people to buy music or candy after their meal. Did I hate doing it?