Spc Nobody Special

Spc Nobody Special

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O Media, which me protects, Tell me what to be scared of next. A dozen people killed by SARS, West Nile Virus, faulty cars, with airbag lights that catch on fire, or ride upon a firestone tire. Bovine hormones give you breasts, or positives on gaydar tests, and nationwide postal anthrax too, (how many died, did I? did you?) O

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huh? Star Trek mockery. Remember how Cpt. Kirk slept with a different alien woman every episode and no consequenses? Think Cpt. Kirk, but with alien VD.

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It's life, Jim But not as we know it. Tantalizing green women, Night after night. (mr. sulu, take the helm) If I give 'er any more she'll blow, indeed. No, I can't diagnose that sore on the end of your.......well, after all, Dammit, I'm a television actor, not a doctor, Jim. You boldly went where no man did before, on a

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I don't know. Plus this disturbed me for a bit, until I realized I was being a dumbass and thinking of Cameron Diaz. Blech. The Holiday. (shudder) Or when she tries to sing. (ears trying to jump off of my head and run away) But Carmen Electra. Yeah, no. She's hot. <img src="http://www.postersonmywall.com/Carmen_Electra/internet_images/Carmen_E

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I don't know which is worse, the fricking protest itself, or the patheticness (pathos is just too nice of a word to waste on these losers, besides having the wrong conotations) of the way they're conducting it. Come on. You're clustered all over the place, not even a false solid wall of people for the camera. Do it right and you can make a dozen people look like a crowd of fifty. None of your signs match, wtf is that israel apartheid crap? You

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Reply By: marouki Toteche muo rago hes-so? Amu kot-do, chal mot hey yo. (korean...phonetically, finding the proper script and typing in it's a bitch) Ana attakalum el fran-swa qalilah faqat. (MSA phonetically) Y tambien me gusta hablando contigo, pero in ingles, por favor. (spani

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Heh heh......banana. I love Guitar Hero II. Have you tried the hard level yet? Blech. FREEBIRD!!!!!!!! (p.s. with the mohawk, your child looks just like one of the characters, awesome!!!!)

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Alright, sports fans. So you've had a rough day of protesting the Iraq war by blocking Seattle rush-hour traffic. (thanks a lot by the way.........damn it.) No? You're the biggest pro-Bush fan since his Scottie dogs? America is divided politcally over the war in Iraq. Everybody's got an opinion about it. I'm sure you're forming your opinion based on sound jud

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I never go back on my word. Big difference in going back on your word and talking to your boss again later about not hurting yourself because you were honestly mistaken. Take yer time. Better than hurting it again and losing a lot more time and pain to heal. Better for your boss too.

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But, but but, "I am a warrior and a member of a team"....." I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy the enemies of the United States of America in close combat"................by keeping the urinals shiny. I am "Army Strong", and as an "Army of One" I am a Battle Captain of the latrines. Hoo-ah. I still remember the "you are all leaders" thing at Ft. Hood. Then when logic finally kicked in, it was evaded by, "You are all leaders..

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Washington - March 6, 2007 In a surprise move by acting Secretary of the Army Peter Green, the Department of the Army has decided on the ninth major change to the Kevlar body armor in the past three years. Although unorthodox, the doctors at Walter Reed have announced a new surgical technique that will allow soldiers to be tattooed, head to foot with liquid K

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Scars are what separates the men from the boys! Especially when they drop knives too close to their inner thighs.............

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