Ariadne Calzanti

Reply to I love my boobs :) in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Damn, heads off to the side. Well, I'm........dancing! Do the funky-booby! Aria

Reply to I love my boobs :) in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

lol! I saw that documentary, and yes, it was WEIRD. I forget the scientific name for it, but they showed pictures of men who actually wanted these huge breasts, and posed for pictures with them hanging all over the place! And we got lovely shots of surgeons performing liposuction on mens boobs, then cutting out the glands. Yum. My partner loves my boobs, but I'm not so sure! I'm a 34DD and seem to be bigger than most people I know. I think I would like

Reply to Poor, Poor, Puppy in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hah! Very funny Aria

A quick check in in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Insomnia is great, isn't it? I sit here at 6.30am, waiting for sleep to arrive, and I think it could be on the way. I know when I go to my bed soon that when I get into it, my head will still be swarming with ideas, and will take probably an hour or so to settle before I can drift off. I've always been this way - I want to go to sleep, but my head won't let me! <B

Reply to why not ? why not ? why not? ... yeah in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'd love to know the last words of Freud as he haunted me through my later years of school, and also through university! It would finally put him to rest for me, sob sob. lol! Aria

Reply to I Love Pussy in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You really had us all going there for about 0.25 milliseconds! lol! You kinky bugger, you. Aria

Reply to Lost souls in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thanks, WiseFawn. The way society treats disabled people as a whole disgusts me. BUT, I can see it from the other side, and know that quite a few disabled people I have come into contact with have played on their disability to get something. Or they won't do as much for themselves as they are able to, just because they have a carer. Or they complain about not having enough money (and this REALLY bugs me) even though they don't pay many of their

Reply to Crying in my coke glass in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Poor you. Send good thoughts and healing prayers instead. They'll know you were there in spirit. Aria

Reply to My exciting life in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm glad I'm not alone in this! We just don't have space for a drier at the moment, although I will usually dry my own clothes on the line. Parents are great when they give you things! Aria

Reply to SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm going to have to check out this Diamond D chap. Maybe I can make him "go away" with my magic spidey powers. Mwa hahahahahahaha!!! Aria

Reply to My exciting life in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Sounds good! One benefit of going to my parents' is that I get fed and I get nice fluffy clothes!

Reply to SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well, I think I could be Spider Woman, and I should therefore have powers of trapping nasty bloggers in my sticky web of words. I think would like to wear a catsuit of black lycra with sparkly bits (ovbiously clinging to all the right curves!). I should also be able block out the sun with my magic web, fend off radioactive attacks with my "spidy powers", and I eat men for breakfast

Reply to stereotypes survey!!!!! in Misc JoeUser Forums

White men can't dance! Oh, and the British DO brush their teeth

Reply to SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If I could pass the entrance exam, I'd love to!

My exciting life in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Is it sad, I ask myself, that I still have to go to my parents house to finish up my laundry? lol! I still don't have a friggin drier, and it started to RAIN as I put my wet washing out on the line. Great. Sorry for the mundane subject, but I'm bored! Aria

Reply to SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Is there a special league of super-bloggers?! lol Aria

Reply to Women Unite! Your Lives Are in Jeopardy in Current Events JoeUser Forums

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were paranoid! lol - was that written after a late night and a few beers? Aria

Reply to So, this is the famous JoeUser? in Welcome JoeUser Forums

lol! Thanks for the advice Aria

Reply to If I'm wrong... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I don't think he'll ever come back, don't worry! I shall look at your article now Aria

Reply to Why do I take on so much?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

lol! Well, obviously that's what Dad's are for! Aria

Reply to These people have touched my heart in Blogging JoeUser Forums

True. These people need to be remembered. Everyone needs to be remembered, or what is the point? Aria

Reply to Lost souls in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thanks for reading and commenting. It just makes me sad to the core that we can't do anything about it. Shouldn't we, as an advanced civilisation, be able to prevent people going missing? Prevent them feeling the need to disappear? Actually offer them relevant help before it gets to that stage? Obviously not!! Aria

Reply to Lost souls in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It's funny how the things like that stick out, isn't it? It's a fascinating subject. I'd love to study it! I don't think there is a way that parents can forsee what a child is going to do. How could they? Aria

Reply to I'm lopsided. in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Maybe they would just reconstruct the left one to be the same size as the right? i.e. up one size? I have enough trouble buying bras when I'm not overly lopsided (but just a little!). Not many high street stores stock decent 34DD bras, I've found Aria

Lost souls in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Tonight, I have been looking at web pages on both serial killers, and also at missing persons. I find it sad that my first thought about most of the people on the missing persons websites is "They must be dead". What is wrong with this world that people either feel the need to disappear because they could not cope, or were ill, or indeed were kidnapped or murdered? It