The answer is NO ..your butt never looks big You have a perfect butt Jess Psst... guys this could get you lucky ..anything else ....sleep on the couch
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John Howard reminds me of a puppet out of The Thunderbirds. I can never take him seriously I am always too busy looking for the strings. Jess
Can bald men get hair line fractures ? Jess Yea I know corny....but it tickled my funny bone.
I vote we make a new one " The Jedi Vampire " The power of the force with the immortality of a vampire Jess
HAHAHA Erofee ..I like that ......SO TRUE @ the make a man happy bit Thanks for adding to the fun. Dahrma ..I agree, with most men you have to state in simple, direct words and then keep your fingers crossed <img src="../images/smiles/lol.gif"
MP .. thanks for your comments and suggesting I write this. You are one of my favourite bloggers ..I love your articles and I really like how you always have a positive comment for everyone!!! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Jess
LMAO ...choking on my drink Thanks mate ...owe ya one Jess
My sis suffers migraines but she starts to vomit with hers within ten minutes. So she cant take tablets for them ..it is a case of bundling her off to the doctor or hospital for injections ..which even then don't seem to help her much. If anyone has any things that seem to help them, I would love to hear. She was told to eat a piece of dry bread the minute she feels it coming on ..something to do with carbohydrates...doesn't help her though cause s
I have seen the results of suicide on the families and friends left behind. The mother who returned her grandchildren home after a visit ....and they all walked in to find her son and their father ..who had hung himself. The wife who had an argument with her husband because he had cheated on her and came home to find his head splattered all over the room. A husband who's wife had gassed herself in the car. No matter
Muggaz ... if she is special and you care for her ..you should want her to be happy. I am guessing her boyfirend makes her happy and she loves him very much or she wouldn't be with him. Sometimes, even though it is hard ..if you love someone ...you step back and put what's best for them first ...even though it hurts you. Maybe stay her friend and wait for things to run thier course with her boyfriend. I also agree wi
Thanks Wreckless Just thought we need to keep the Aussie invasion going Jess
So ...what if you do get to jump her bones? Do you want a relationship? ..... and if so ...how can you trust someone who would let you jump her bones while she has a boyfriend? Jess
Keeping in with the Aussie theme we have running at the moment, I thought the computer buffs might find this amusing. Also explains my total lack of any and all things associated with computers. Log on - Make the barbie hotter Log off - Don't add any more wood Monitor - Keep an-eye on that barbie Download - Getting the firewood off the ute
I think it's definitely a combination of them being blind to all reasoning and thinking they can do no wrong. Thanks WF ..good call
Mig ..you have turned into a strong, independant, beautiful woman ..despite them not because of them. Keep the congrats ..you and your sis are the ones who deserve them Jess
Thanx for the comment Dharma ..I'm sure you have plenty of your own AWW guys ..you know we luv ya and some men do care ..the whole ego thing Jess
Show me your tits ... is not a pick up line that works. Women are allowed to use PMS as an excuse for anything up to and including murder ..... any man who suggests our bad moods are due to PMS is being patronising. Our bad moods are due to men. The toilet seat thing DOES matter .... If you're at your place, we won't bitch. But when you're in our
Figjam is associated with the dark side of the force. Muggaz ... you always manage to crack me up. Even when you are spouting words of wisdom When we Aussies rule the world ...we will be kind dictators <img src="../images/smiles/l
I never judge a person harshly because of their young age. I go by actions mostly, etc. MP ... very wise comment. TY for dropping by and for the encouragement. You always have something positive to say, i really LIKE that about you <img src="../images/smiles/bigsmile.gif" border=0
My key chain says " Don't fuck with me, I fuck back !! "
LMAO ..maybe it is only an Aussie term, I thought everyone knew it. We have FIGJAM boxer shorts and stuff here. YW Jess
Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me Jess
Why is it that FIGJAM and hypocrisy seem to go hand in hand? Why is it the people that seem to think they are so great that their shit doesn't stink, feel the need to put others down ? Yes, I have heard all the arguments about " They really are insecure, blah blah". I know some are, I am talking about the ones who truly believe in FIGJAM. Th
lmao ..nope. I do occassionally dress goth. My boyfriend calls me Sunshine I don't believe in God so therefore the Devil doesn't exist. Yea I have a thing about blood ...I don't like it. Never been to that site Honestly, my boyfriend talked me into signing up for JU and this is a
hahaha ..go for it judge mine and see if you can tell me why i picked this one. I will let you know if you are right Jess