As we get older , we end up in the hospital more often . Here is one mistake to avoid . Don't let the nurse give you a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
Blind people have it bad enough in this world . No one thinks about them , when it comes to pornography . Maybe someone should develop some sort of Scratch And Sniff magazine for them . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smitfield, Va 2004
I saw an add on the T V for a car that had Dual Climate Control . The add stated that now the driver and passenger next to the driver could have diferent temperature settings , for different comfort levels . How in the hell can two people sitting less than 2 feet away from each other , in a compact car , create that much difference in temperature .
I hate Rap Music . It is a contradiction in terms . But , I will give them credit for one thing . At least they found a use for all those old turntables . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
In the movie Stargate , Dr Jackson got killed by one of the aliens . They put him in the device that can restore life . When he came out of the device , he still had a hole in his shirt where he was shot . If that device can restore life , surely it can repair a hole in a shirt . c ya later buck Copyright Smithfleld , Va 2004<!-- Ju-Anchor-Footer-Start -
Today kids have all the advantages one could want . All manner of information at the click of a mouse . When I went to school , the only things we had , that had a " chip " in it were cookies and potato chips . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
I had friend that used the product nicorette to quit smoking . Well , it worked . Now he is in a 12 step program now , to kick the nicorette habit . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
Glaxo Pharmaceutical company has adds on T V for their anti-depressant medication , Wellbutin . The add explains that Wellbutin may cause Sexual side effects and seizures . I think I would take my chances with Depression , instead of the risk of seizures and sexual problems , c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004<!-- Ju-Anchor-Footer-Start -
We were so poor when I was growing up . My folks would drive up to the drive through lane at the bank . And just sit there , so it looked like we had a reason to be there . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
With all the problems schools are having today . I doubt if anyone becomes a teacher out of a desire to help youth . They probably go into teaching , because schools are the best place to get drugs . What a shame . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
Who are Diet Drinks for , anyway . Thin people do not need them . And all I see are Fat people drinking them . So , Diet Drinks must not be working very well . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
If we combined Phone sex with the Psychic hotline together on the internet . It would be great . That way you could log on and get screwed Twice . All for the price of one call . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
A Friend of mine met a lady over the internet . He did not know what she looked like . When he went to meet her , he had to go half way accross the U S A to get to her . Once you travel th
Fat ladies wearing Spandex clothing . I wish I had a $ for every female I have seen wearing Knit clothing that is Way too small for them . Don't they know they look awful in clothing so tight you can see the dimples on their ass . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are PWT when . You think BENO takes the fun out of it . ( you may have to think about this one for a moment to get it ) c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithifleld , Va 2004
You know you are PWT when . You think Pre-Sun is something you use at night . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are Poor White Trash , when . The local Zoo has a Possum donated by your family . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are PWT when . You ask the preacher at your wedding to " Hurry his ass up " because you heard someone say the fish were biting . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are Poor White Trash if . You bought Summers Eve , because you thought it was a perfume . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
I have never understood why people would take perfectly good meat . And make " Jerky " out of it . Only in the south would someone turn down a char broiled steak , baked potato , salad and warm bread . For meat so tuff , you can chew it for days . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
I bought one of those Ski exercise machines . It did not work . It did have a handy drink holder on one side and a small pouch like holder on the other side . If it had not come with these holders where I could put my beer and bag of chips . I would have never used it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , VA 2004 </
Searel Pharmaceutical company had an add they ran in 2003 . It was for a new sleep medication . They had a 800 # for you to call , to get your free 10 days sleep diary . With this you kept track of your sleep problem . I am no Doctor , but I bet the 10 days sleep diary read like this . Day 1 - still awake , Day 2 - still
There is a product I saw advertised called , Litter Mate . It is a unique device that cats can krapp in , and when they step out of the device . The device automatically rakes the litter and pulls the krapp off to be collected in a compartment for dumping later . Here is the part I can't understand . You can get a " privacy cover " to go over the litter mate . So , your cat can krapp
California has to be one of the strangest states we have . They plan to recycle toilet water into drinking water . Also , those earth friendly folks have been recycling old paper products into napkins . I know in my mind that recycling can be done with all the ad
Does anyone really beleive any of those " psychic hot line people " . They have caller I D , computers where they can do a reverse look up on you . So they know who you are when you call . And as for thos
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