Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

from JoeUser Forums

"Bridge Over Kennedy to Reopen"--headline, Chicago Tribune, Dec. 27

I have heard of cry me a river, but drink one?

"Rail Operator Begs Motorists to Take Care After Death"--headline, New Zealand Herald, Dec. 24

Kind of late to be taking care after you die.

"Most Kids Will Outgrow Bedwetting: Pediatricians"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 26

The rest will become Bed Wetting adults.

"Sheep Part of Ancestry of Association Leader"--healdine, Billings (Mont.) Gazette, Dec. 27

Gives new meaning to sheep farmers "tending" their flocks!

"Shiites, Kurds Hold Talks on Posts"--headline, Boston Globe, Dec. 28

Chairss would have been more comfortable.

"Does My Bum Look Big in This? Now You Can Ask the Experts!"--headline, Evening Times (Glasgow, Scotland), Dec. 27

Sub Headline: Scottish Experts save Husbands lives!

"Christian Attorney Hails Judge's Decision to Throw Out Nude Bar Owner's Suit"--headline, Agape Press, Dec. 23

Next time, she should wear suit off the rack, and not from God.

"French Hand, Face Transplant Patients Meet"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 23

Guess the new face did not come with any better pick up lines.

humor
5,839 views 6 replies
Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Shiites, Kurds Hold Talks on Posts"--headline, Boston Globe, Dec. 28
Chairss would have been more comfortable.

, sounds like they were trying out for the latest season of Survivor!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

sounds like they were trying out for the latest season of Survivor!

Probaby right! ~

ObjectDock - Access shortcuts and frequently used applications from an animated dock.
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Christian Attorney Hails Judge's Decision to Throw Out Nude Bar Owner's Suit"

Now that's good!

Thanks for the chuckles!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
ok, I'm confused. Was the bar owner nude because they threw out his suit? Seems a bit cruel this time of year.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Now that's good!

Some headline writers are better than comic writers!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Was the bar owner nude because they threw out his suit? Seems a bit cruel this time of year.