Old Man vs Young Man

Parrot

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours green, red orange, blue, And yellow.

The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter Old timer, never
done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and shagged the f%#* out of a parrot. I was just wondering if you
were my son."

BAM!!!
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17,434 views 14 replies
Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I thought you said you were going to take Dan's advice...

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh , by the way, My name is Franny and I'm a new reader of Joeuser. I'll keep coming back to this one!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh , by the way, My name is Franny and I'm a new reader of Joeuser. I'll keep coming back to this one!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
hey, no crack'n on the BAM! that's sacred....

Trinitie
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
You aren't so anonymous Franny... why dont you get a profile or something!

the BAM!!! is only as lame as you make it, if you think its lame, that means you are lame. I think its cool, and evidently so does my good friend Trin here... so that makes us cool.

BAM!!!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
anonymous means no name - your name is evidently franny ;)

do i have an internet stalker?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, gotcha. Was confused over your comment, but it's all cleared up now! I'm clearly not your stalker since I only found your blog yesterday. What does the name "Muggaz" mean?
Franny
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Muggaz I personally like the BAM!! thing at the end of everything you say, it's a bit like my Over and Out. It's important to have a trademark I feel.

Franny my name is Sir Peter Maxwell, if you plan on joining joeuser which I suggest you do then you will notice that I am the most famous man on joeuser. I suggest you take a look at my blog to gain the full lowdown on Sir Peter Maxwell

Over and Out

Sir Peter Maxwell